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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am
Iggy was tired of being treated like a dog by his wife.

"We're going to sit down and talk about this!", he demanded.

"Okay," replied Mrs Iggy, "But not on the sofa!"
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March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am
Antivaxxer: 'I did my own research.'

Me: 'You know it's illegal to run human clinical trials from your home, right?'

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March 4, 2021 at 7:53 am
(March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Iggy was tired of being treated like a dog by his wife.

"We're going to sit down and talk about this!", he demanded.

"Okay," replied Mrs Iggy, "But not on the sofa!"

I feel his pain. MY wife tells me that I'm gullible and make bad financial decisions. Can't wait to see her face when she finds out I've won the Nigerian lottery.

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March 4, 2021 at 7:53 am
(March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Antivaxxer: 'I did my own research.'

Me: 'You know it's illegal to run human clinical trials from your home, right?'

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It is??
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March 4, 2021 at 7:54 am
(March 4, 2021 at 7:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Iggy was tired of being treated like a dog by his wife.

"We're going to sit down and talk about this!", he demanded.

"Okay," replied Mrs Iggy, "But not on the sofa!"

I feel his pain. MY wife tells me that I'm gullible and make bad financial decisions. Can't wait to see her face when she finds out I've won the Nigerian lottery.

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That prince has to give that money to someone!
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March 4, 2021 at 7:55 am
(March 4, 2021 at 7:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Antivaxxer: 'I did my own research.'

Me: 'You know it's illegal to run human clinical trials from your home, right?'

Boru

It is??

For a medium-sized packet of small, unmarked bills, I'm sure I can get you a waiver.

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March 4, 2021 at 7:58 am
(March 4, 2021 at 7:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 4, 2021 at 7:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is??

For a medium-sized packet of small, unmarked bills, I'm sure I can get you a waiver.

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I already have one.

It's in Polish but the guy said it's legit!
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March 4, 2021 at 8:12 am
I'll never forget the last thing my ex said to me.

"Hey! Watch where you're pointing that fucking thing!"
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March 4, 2021 at 3:36 pm
I accidentally walked into a meeting of the Compulsive Molesters Society.

I was very touched.
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March 4, 2021 at 5:11 pm
I just invented a mind-controlled air freshener.

It sounds crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.
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