joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people of Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

If Frank Sinatra were alive, he'd slap your face. 

Boru

[A. Secular Human]

How the hell could they come to that finding
I'd love to hear Vorlon's explanation if he was with us! RIP.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/...ear-prague

If you go to the link and read the article, you'll find that the male remains had jugs.

Looks more like she was trans...

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/...ear-prague

If you go to the link and read the article, you'll find that the male remains had jugs.

Looks more like she was trans...

Let’s not discount the possibility that it was a fraternity prank gone wrong.

Boru

[Fireball]

If you go to the link and read the article, you'll find that the male remains had jugs.

Looks more like she was trans...

Let’s not discount the possibility that it was a fraternity prank gone wrong.

Boru

Heh, at my alma mater, a fraternity actually had their charter revoked for doing some of the stupidest shit, like having potential members park on the lawns of the neighbors of the frat house during rush week, buying a junk car with failed brakes and entering it into a parade, subsequently running into parade viewers, with injuries, etc. I had a run-in with the president of this frat in a chemistry lab. He was squirting his wash bottle over the shelves, getting people's lab sheets wet. When I confronted him, he asked what the big deal was. I said, no problem, I'll take your dry sheet and go write my experimental records on it. And crumpled my wet one for his use. Many years later (~14), I was running a training course for rifle range officers. It took me a bit to figure out who some of the guys were. It was him and his two sidekicks! I was sorely tempted to hand them their money back and send them on their way without certification, but they hadn't done anything stupid on the firing line, so I let them graduate. My experience with fraternities is pretty much negative. I know that some do great charitable work, but at my alma mater they were referred to as "frat rats", and that's pretty much how they acted.

[The Valkyrie]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people of Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

If Frank Sinatra were alive, he'd slap your face. 

Boru

If Frank Sinatra was alive he'd be about 400 years old, so my concern is minimal.

[Fireball]

If Frank Sinatra were alive, he'd slap your face. 

Boru

If Frank Sinatra was alive he'd be about 400 years old, so my concern is minimal.

Idunno, he was walking with some friends one night in Beverly Hills, and some guys tried a robbery. He knocked the shit out of them with his cane. He was, IIRC, 65 YO at the time. Not a Sinatra fan per se, but a great story, muggers getting whupped by an old man. 

[The Valkyrie]

I've invented a new range of corduroy pillows.

Just wait, soon they'll be making headlines.

[The Valkyrie]

My nephew asked for a trainset for his birthday.

I couldn't find one so I got him a train replacement set instead.

[The Valkyrie]

John went to the doctor to pick up his wife's results.

"There's been a mixup," says the doctor, "Your wife either has alzheimers or aids."

"What can we do, " asks John.

""I'd take her to the mall and leave her there," suggests the doctor.

"What will that prove," asks John.

"Well," replies the doc, "If she finds her way home, don't bang her."

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Jen Psaki, White House Press Secretary, claims to be anti-slavery, but she owns Fox News reporters every day.

When will the hypocrisy end?

Boru