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 (March 23, 2021 at 5:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:One of these days when I come to this thread I am going to eyeroll my eyeballs right out of my head.(March 23, 2021 at 5:09 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Someone needs to take your book of Dad jokes away.
I'm your huckleberry.
 (March 23, 2021 at 5:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 23, 2021 at 5:09 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Someone needs to take your book of Dad jokes away. True. I blame it on your boobs - I wasn't even aware of IMGUR until you started showing off the girls. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (March 23, 2021 at 5:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 23, 2021 at 5:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: He gets them from IMGUR and Twitter. If you want a good source on Twitter, look up Three Girls (@docandgemma) Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I just read about a new fertility test app that works equally well for males and females. You just download it, then urinate on the screen. If the screen gets covered in piss, you're too stupid to have kids.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
If you go to an animal shelter to get a new cat or dog, you're a saint.
But if you go to a womens' shelter for a new girlfriend you're a "sick degenerate". Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Rick Astley has one of the largest movie collections in the world and will happily lend any movie to anyone who asks.
Apart from one. He's never going to give you UP. Of course, because he'll never give you up, he has let you down. This is known as the Astley Paradox. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
A large bucket asks a smaller bucket, 'Are you feeling alright? You look a little pail.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
When a man sees a woman all togged up in leather gear, he stammers, he sweats, he can’t concentrate on anything. His vision blurs, he gets a ringing sensation in his ears, and he loses all power of rational decision-making. That’s because...
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (March 23, 2021 at 5:19 am)arewethereyet Wrote:(March 23, 2021 at 5:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: He gets them from IMGUR and Twitter.One of these days when I come to this thread I am going to eyeroll my eyeballs right out of my head. My frontal lobes are looking pretty good these days. I check them every time i come here.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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