(April 11, 2021 at 3:36 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Okay. The reason I didn't get it was that I was unaware that post hole digger was a piece of equipment. Now I get it.

The good thing is, the joke has been explained. Which (as we all know) makes it funnier.

to bad the enhancement was in vain.

(April 11, 2021 at 3:36 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Okay. The reason I didn't get it was that I was unaware that post hole digger was a piece of equipment. Now I get it.

The good thing is, the joke has been explained. Which (as we all know) makes it funnier.

A back-breaker and no mistake.



There’s also a powered version, but me Da felt this one was a character builder.

Boru

(April 11, 2021 at 3:38 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:

(April 11, 2021 at 3:36 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Okay. The reason I didn't get it was that I was unaware that post hole digger was a piece of equipment. Now I get it.

The good thing is, the joke has been explained. Which (as we all know) makes it funnier.

to bad the enhancement was in vain.

Admittedly not my best effort.

Boru

We are only a step away from the "fork handles" routine.

(April 11, 2021 at 4:59 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: We are only a step away from the "fork handles" routine.

I miss both Ronnies.

Boru

(April 11, 2021 at 5:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(April 11, 2021 at 4:59 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: We are only a step away from the "fork handles" routine.

I miss both Ronnies.

Boru

Yep. My long dead father was a fan, so I grew up with it. He had the same sense of humour, so I guess I inherited it. I must have seen "four candles" an awful lot of times. Still makes me laugh every time. Barker was a genius for fooling about with language.

(April 11, 2021 at 4:48 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: An IT teacher has been arrested for sleeping with a 14 year old student.

He's a PDF file.

I was looking for the punch line: Her name was "Hexadecimal", so it was OK.

Gawd, I'm such a nerd...

Three football teams with swear words in their names.

1. Scunthorpe
2. Arsenal
3. Manchester-fucking-United

"Fallout new Vegas" is being repackaged and sold as "Las Vegas 2021".

A woman is walking down the hallway when she hears a loud humming noise coming from her daughter's bedroom. She enters the room to investigate and finds her daughter having a go at herself with an enormous vibrator. 'What in heaven's name are you doing?', asks the shocked mum.

Without hesitation, the daughter replies, 'Mum, I'm 35 years old, I still live with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband.'

Later that day, the father is pottering round the garden when he hears a loud humming noise coming from the shed. Going to investigate, he finds his daughter pleasuring herself with the same vibrator. 'What's going on here?,' he demands.

'Dad, I'm 35 years old, I still live with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband.'

That evening, the daughter is passing through the living room where she sees her parents on the sofa watching telly. Between them, resting on a cushion, is the vibrator, buzzing away like mad.

'What do you think you two are doing?' asks the daughter.

Dad answers, 'Nothing much - just watching a movie with our favourite son-in-law.'

Boru