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(April 26, 2021 at 11:21 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If Cinderella had been a cooking slave instead of a cleaning slave, would she have been named Mozarella?

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In high school, I dated a girl from a very old-fashioned family. If I wanted to take her out (cinema, a restaurant, a picnic) I had to ask her father first. If he didn't want to go, I could take his daughter.

Boru
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Why don't people make jokes about the Jonestown Massacre?




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Can you buy clothes pegs online?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(April 30, 2021 at 3:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Can you buy clothes pegs online?
I dunno.


Can you buy bricks and mortar online or do you need to go to the store?
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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What can think the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(May 1, 2021 at 5:40 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: What can think the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

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(April 30, 2021 at 8:48 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: [Image: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg]

And in some areas, you don't want to integrate...
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Her: What are the neighbour's names again? That nice couple across the road?

Me: Duncan and Angus.

Her: I mean the people, not the dogs.

Me: Why the fuck would I know that?

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