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Satan Makes Everything Sexier

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Satan Makes Everything Sexier
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Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 11, 2011 at 11:45 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/man-clai...ex-ritual/
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RE: Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 12, 2011 at 3:00 am
That's a shame when people blame the underdog for these crimes. What did Lucifer ever do to you?!?

Can't they just stick to carrying out acts of violence in the name of god??

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RE: Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 12, 2011 at 7:11 am
Why does religion have to be involved at all?

It just makes them feel better about what they're doing. Sounds pretty deviant when you remove religion from THAT situation.
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RE: Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 12, 2011 at 7:45 am
I thought society had gotten bored with the emo cultists?
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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RE: Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 12, 2011 at 7:49 am
Clearly not Tacky...have to agree with your assessment here mate Big Grin
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RE: Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 12, 2011 at 9:37 am
IS that guy Jesus? He got stabbed 300 times and survived? Demonic i say....
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RE: Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 12, 2011 at 9:46 am (This post was last modified: November 12, 2011 at 9:56 am by The Magic Pudding.)
Well kudos to that guy, I usually loose count of how many times I've been stabbed after about 187.

And this Satan makes everything sexier, well no.
Why can't we have a scary yet alluring Mrs Satan.
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RE: Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 12, 2011 at 1:03 pm
(November 12, 2011 at 9:46 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: Well kudos to that guy, I usually loose count of how many times I've been stabbed after about 187.

And this Satan makes everything sexier, well no.
Why can't we have a scary yet alluring Mrs Satan.

Whaddayamean? Alluring Mrs Satan started this thread!



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RE: Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 12, 2011 at 1:11 pm
People and their weird tastes of sex.
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RE: Satan Makes Everything Sexier
November 12, 2011 at 2:01 pm
(November 12, 2011 at 1:03 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(November 12, 2011 at 9:46 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: Well kudos to that guy, I usually loose count of how many times I've been stabbed after about 187.

And this Satan makes everything sexier, well no.
Why can't we have a scary yet alluring Mrs Satan.

Whaddayamean? Alluring Mrs Satan started this thread!



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Mrs? I never married that douche. He hides in fear when I wake up.
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