So there was this aspiring sperm who was hell bent on beating all the other sperm to the egg. He worked out, lifted weights, and buffed up like Arnold. So the day came(pun intended), and he is running over everyone and gets way ahead of all the other sperm, but suddenly stops and turns around and shouts, "GO BACK GO BACK!" . Another sperm asks why, and he responds, " IT'S A BLOW JOB!"

Really?

Ripping off Woody Allen?

(September 23, 2021 at 3:21 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Really?

Ripping off Woody Allen?

Not aware of his history, never got into his movies. I got that joke from someone in the 80s.

(September 23, 2021 at 3:21 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Really?

Ripping off Woody Allen?

Is the "What am *I* doing here?" dude sitting in the back of the vas deferens?

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(September 23, 2021 at 3:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(September 23, 2021 at 3:21 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Really?

Ripping off Woody Allen?

Not aware of his history, never got into his movies. I got that joke from someone in the 80s.

Who undoubtedly stole it from "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (* But Were Afraid to Ask)".

Receiving stolen goods is still a crime.

(September 23, 2021 at 3:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(September 23, 2021 at 3:21 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Really?

Ripping off Woody Allen?

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Not aware of his history, never got into his movies. I got that joke from someone in the 80s.

Bold mine - Imagine that.

-Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach


-As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.


-My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

It's never too early to start hinting about Christmas gifts - my wife has been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house. I pride myself on being able to pick up on these signals, so I'm going to build her a magazine rack.

Boru

(September 23, 2021 at 5:34 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:

(September 23, 2021 at 3:21 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Really?

Ripping off Woody Allen?

Is the "What am *I* doing here?" dude sitting in the back of the vas deferens?

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(September 23, 2021 at 3:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Not aware of his history, never got into his movies. I got that joke from someone in the 80s.

Who undoubtedly stole it from "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (* But Were Afraid to Ask)".

Receiving stolen goods is still a crime.

Yea, and Time/Warner Music attempted to copywrite the song "Happy Birthday". 

I take this as seriously as the disclaimer at the beginning and ending of NFL games that imply one cant even talk about them without their written permission as if they are some secret society oath.

And do you know how many breakfast joints in America make Mickey Mouse pancakes without Disney's permission?

How many people leave a movie and quote the lines from that movie. That is to be expected. Theft would be physically copying the movie for financial gain and selling the fake copy for financial gain. Otherwise the millions of people who leave movie theaters every weekend should be in jail for talking about what they saw.

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(September 23, 2021 at 7:57 pm)Helios Wrote: -Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach


-As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.


-My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

HA HA HA HA HA HA. Love it! "Bach, Bach, Bach".  I am glad I wasn't drinking or eating anything when I read that.

Copyright...for the second time.

The best thing you can say after telling a cornball joke, whatever the context, or plot, after they roll their eyes  is "I like shiny objects."