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I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter.
Or sew it seams. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?” At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?” 
A drunk staggers up to the shooting gallery at the fair. He can't miss! The bloke gives him a plastic bag with some water in it and a small tortoise.
Drunk staggers off. Staggers back about an hour later. Again, can't miss. He is offered a stuffed toy. Drunk says " Nah, don't like that. Could I have another one of those crunchy meat pies?"
I had a dream that I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (November 8, 2021 at 12:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(November 8, 2021 at 4:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a dream that I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified. I don’t know who ‘Bill Murry’ is. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(November 8, 2021 at 12:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(November 8, 2021 at 12:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Buster Keaton's ghost is afraid of Bill Murry. Really? You are going to drive your self into a nut farm trying to make me a perfect speller. Evryone gut the gist. If I had a nickel for every time someone spelllled mie num wrung I would be a bullionaire. |
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