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"Turn your clock back"
'Turn your clock forward"

Fuck you assholes, I have a cat to answer to.
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I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter.

Or sew it seams.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 7, 2021 at 4:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter.

Or sew it seams.

Boru

That left me in stitches...... <------ See what I did there?
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”

He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?”
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A drunk staggers up to the shooting gallery at the fair. He can't miss! The bloke gives him a plastic bag with some water in it and a small tortoise.

Drunk staggers off. Staggers back about an hour later. Again, can't miss. He is offered a stuffed toy.

Drunk says " Nah, don't like that. Could I have another one of those crunchy meat pies?"
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I had a dream that I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 8, 2021 at 4:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a dream that I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

Boru

I saw Medusa once. She looks pretty scary. At first i was afraid.
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(November 8, 2021 at 4:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a dream that I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

Boru

Buster Keaton's ghost is afraid of Bill Murry.
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(November 8, 2021 at 12:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 8, 2021 at 4:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a dream that I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

Boru

Buster Keaton's ghost is afraid of Bill Murry.

I don’t know who ‘Bill Murry’ is.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 8, 2021 at 12:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 8, 2021 at 12:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Buster Keaton's ghost is afraid of Bill Murry.

I don’t know who ‘Bill Murry’ is.

Boru

Really? You are going to drive your self into a nut farm trying to make me  a perfect speller.

Evryone gut the gist. If I had a nickel for every time someone spelllled mie num wrung I would be a bullionaire.
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