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I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter.
Or sew it seams. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?” At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?” 
A drunk staggers up to the shooting gallery at the fair. He can't miss! The bloke gives him a plastic bag with some water in it and a small tortoise.
Drunk staggers off. Staggers back about an hour later. Again, can't miss. He is offered a stuffed toy. Drunk says " Nah, don't like that. Could I have another one of those crunchy meat pies?"
I had a dream that I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (November 8, 2021 at 12:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(November 8, 2021 at 4:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a dream that I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified. I don’t know who ‘Bill Murry’ is. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(November 8, 2021 at 12:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(November 8, 2021 at 12:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Buster Keaton's ghost is afraid of Bill Murry. Really? You are going to drive your self into a nut farm trying to make me a perfect speller. Evryone gut the gist. If I had a nickel for every time someone spelllled mie num wrung I would be a bullionaire. |
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