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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 10, 2021 at 12:28 pm
(November 10, 2021 at 11:22 am)Ten Wrote: [Image: a96db301583c51e0bba18ad4fe4e0e66.jpg]

No wonder they're lost. He doesn't know a (drafting) compass from a protractor.  Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 10, 2021 at 7:21 pm
(November 10, 2021 at 12:28 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 10, 2021 at 11:22 am)Ten Wrote: [Image: a96db301583c51e0bba18ad4fe4e0e66.jpg]

No wonder they're lost. He doesn't know a (drafting) compass from a protractor.  Hehe

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 10, 2021 at 7:26 pm (This post was last modified: November 10, 2021 at 7:28 pm by onlinebiker.)
Actually a compass has lead or an ink squib on one leg.

The term for an instrument with two pointed legs used by machinists, draftsmen and sailors who use them on charts is divider.
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November 10, 2021 at 9:01 pm
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November 11, 2021 at 12:01 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2021 at 10:37 am
(November 10, 2021 at 9:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FD3usk-IVc-AM-zd-M.jpg]

I'd be like, "Fuck you I'm coming in maskless! Next time invest in an elevator!"
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November 11, 2021 at 3:09 pm
(November 11, 2021 at 10:37 am)T.J. Wrote:
(November 10, 2021 at 9:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FD3usk-IVc-AM-zd-M.jpg]

I'd be like, "Fuck you I'm coming in maskless! Next time invest in an elevator!"

I'd be, "The responsibility of remembering to wear a mask is yours. Leave or be removed."

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2021 at 4:21 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2021 at 7:14 pm
(November 11, 2021 at 4:21 pm)no one Wrote: [Image: IW-11920211653919.jpg]

I'm betting they don't have that fancy feature that shows where the pitch is in the batter's box...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2021 at 7:22 pm
House of David guys would kick the Amish' s ass..



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