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God vs. Women Who really sucks more?

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God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
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RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 2, 2011 at 7:13 pm
(December 2, 2011 at 6:18 pm)aleialoura Wrote: God does indeed hold some serious contempt for women. This might lead one to think that god is just a made up character from the imagination of an ancient, wine drinking, goat herding, desert dwelling asshole with mommy issues.

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LMAO! I love it!

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#12
RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 2, 2011 at 7:20 pm
I can't honestly say.

My relationship with God is the same as my love-life with women: non-existent.
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RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 2, 2011 at 7:33 pm
(December 2, 2011 at 7:20 pm)Welsh cake Wrote: My relationship with God is the same as my love-life with women: non-existent.

But one is a virtue, the other a vice.

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RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 2, 2011 at 7:36 pm
(December 2, 2011 at 7:33 pm)Chuck Wrote: But one is a virtue, the other a vice.
Touché, but anyone who demands a commitment is nothing but a burden.

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RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 2, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Based on what I've heard...women suck more. For me, the real question is "Who will swallow?"
That will never hold up in court...
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RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 3, 2011 at 2:15 am
(December 2, 2011 at 10:45 pm)Phaedra Wrote: Based on what I've heard...women suck more. For me, the real question is "Who will swallow?"

God made the entire human race do all the swallowing.


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RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 3, 2011 at 2:22 am
Since this god motherfucker allegedly made man in his image, does that mean god likes to fuck? If so, who does he fuck? Does he fuck just women? We know he fucked Jesus's mom, right? What is god's favorite position? Does anyone know the answers to these questions?

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RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 3, 2011 at 8:03 am
God sucks more....

But women suck betterCool Shades

That leads me to this.....

P.s it's probably not safe for work or children.

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RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 3, 2011 at 9:16 am
(December 3, 2011 at 2:22 am)aleialoura Wrote: Since this god motherfucker allegedly made man in his image, does that mean god likes to fuck? If so, who does he fuck? Does he fuck just women? We know he fucked Jesus's mom, right? What is god's favorite position?

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RE: God vs. Women Who really sucks more?
December 3, 2011 at 2:01 pm
(December 3, 2011 at 2:22 am)aleialoura Wrote: Since this god motherfucker allegedly made man in his image, does that mean god likes to fuck? If so, who does he fuck? Does he fuck just women?

I don't think it's just women. He is supposed to be all-knowing. And, in the Bible, "know" means "fuck".
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