God vs. Women Who really sucks more?

[LarissaAnn]

Hehe for the record I'm not a raging feminist so all you guys out there, you rock

One of the biggest traits about Christianity is how unflinchingly sexist it is....kind of makes you wonder why God would hate homosexuals so much, seems like the right path for him seeing how much he hates women.

So here's my shpeal....Eve munches on an apple and God unleashes suffering on the world all because of her disobedience (~cough~ Pandora’s box rip off ~cough~) and then she is slapped with pain in childbirth as a punishment, man will be above you, shame on you, forget about the snake and Adam, this is all your fault, blah blah blah and then for the entire rest of the bible we keep hearing about how bad women are, how weak, deceitful, unclean, slutty, evil, treacherous and more they are are.



However, look at God...he floods the whole earth and murders everyone but two people in it, murders children who did nothing to him because he’s angry at their parents, lays waste to cities killing all people in them, makes an extensive list of people you should kill because they piss him off (witches, gays, fortune tellers, girls who pop the cherry before marriage, adulterers, non believers, people of other religions, the list goes on and on) threatens to send you to burn for all eternity for one minor unrepentant offense. All these murders which God makes no amends for beyond “Sorry about that flood, here’s a rainbow”

Call me crazy but I think murdering children (among countless others) is a little more punish-worthy than taking a little nibble off an apple.

[Minimalist]

One of the biggest traits about Christianity is how unflinchingly sexist it is..

Actually, I think you'll find that fairly common to all the angry desert god religions. I can't think why that may be except all that shit was cobbled together by MEN!

[The Grand Nudger]

Well, they're both claimed to know what I'm thinking, both pass judgement on my shortcomings, and either is said to be able to make my existence an eternal hell. I think I'll ride this one out.
(ah, forgot...both are constantly demanding my money and praise, and I'm not to speak ill of either of them for fear of the above.....)

[LarissaAnn]

Well, they're both claimed to know what I'm thinking, both pass judgement on my shortcomings, and either is said to be able to make my existence an eternal hell. I think I'll ride this one out.

LMAO! Awww well have a compensatory hug my friend.

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Actually, I think you'll find that fairly common to all the angry desert god religions. I can't think why that my be except all that shit was cobbled together by MEN!

Touche, very good point.

[Anomalocaris]

Well, they're both claimed to know what I'm thinking, both pass judgement on my shortcomings, and either is said to be able to make my existence an eternal hell. I think I'll ride this one out.
(ah, forgot...both are constantly demanding my money and praise, and I'm not to speak ill of either of them for fear of the above.....)

But in between unrelenting hell, women do also take me to heaven at least a couple of times a week.
god, not so much.

[Erinome]

God does indeed hold some serious contempt for women. This might lead one to think that god is just a made up character from the imagination of an ancient, wine drinking, goat herding, desert dwelling asshole with mommy issues.

[Anomalocaris]

Getting back to the original topic. I would not be very interested in a woman who did not suck. So I sure hope women suck more than god.

[5thHorseman]

god'd give an awesome blowey though, be like a dyson.

[Diamond]

God does indeed hold some serious contempt for women. This might lead one to think that god is just a made up character from the imagination of an ancient, wine drinking, goat herding, desert dwelling asshole with mommy issues.

Never thought of it that way.

[Minimalist]