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RE: Natural family planning
November 25, 2022 at 2:27 pm
The church i always about control, especialy when it cums to sex (coz it's dirty and nasty!)
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RE: Natural family planning
November 25, 2022 at 2:41 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 1:23 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: (November 25, 2022 at 12:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That’s a myth. While the church frowns on sexual acts that have little or no chance of producing offspring, Catholics (provided they’re straight and married) have no restrictions on doggystyle, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, or the Bolivian pretzel.
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Even the married couple had (or still has) a strict checklist of what they are not allowed to do sexually. Like, they could not do sex in any other position than missionary, they were not allowed to have sex if a wife was menstruating, if she is pregnant, if it was lent, during advent, during Easter week, during the fast day, during Sunday, Friday, Wednesday, Saturday, during daylight, if they were naked, and only once a week. Or at least that was during medieval times.
Source: BBC documentary. Here is a clip on Facebook because they don't allow me to upload it on youtube.
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=634844941694263
Also, I have heard that the Pope does not allow oral sex on a man, and when I researched it on the net, I found that the Church allows the blowjob as long as the man does not ejaculate in her mouth but in the vagina.
He’s reading from court cases in 1338.
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RE: Natural family planning
November 25, 2022 at 8:10 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 12:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I also don't get why the Pope only allows Catholics to have sex in a missionary position. Like, what is the (theological) difference between the missionary position and doggy?
More poop shoot access=lower conception rate. Catholics are all about the numbers.
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RE: Natural family planning
November 25, 2022 at 8:37 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 12:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (November 25, 2022 at 12:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I also don't get why the Pope only allows Catholics to have sex in a missionary position. Like, what is the (theological) difference between the missionary position and doggy?
That’s a myth. While the church frowns on sexual acts that have little or no chance of producing offspring, Catholics (provided they’re straight and married) have no restrictions on doggystyle, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, or the Bolivian pretzel.
Boru
What's the Pope's position (yuk yuk) on the Mongolian Cluster Fuck?
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RE: Natural family planning
November 25, 2022 at 8:55 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 8:37 pm)Jackalope Wrote: (November 25, 2022 at 12:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That’s a myth. While the church frowns on sexual acts that have little or no chance of producing offspring, Catholics (provided they’re straight and married) have no restrictions on doggystyle, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, or the Bolivian pretzel.
Boru
What's the Pope's position (yuk yuk) on the Mongolian Cluster Fuck?
According to John XXIII’s papal Bull issued in 1953 ( Botrus Fornicatio Mongolarius), ‘If your back is up to it and you don’t let go of the handlebars, go for it.’
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RE: Natural family planning
November 25, 2022 at 10:35 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 12:16 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I prefer doggy.
Just muzzle him first...
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RE: Natural family planning
November 25, 2022 at 10:40 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (November 25, 2022 at 12:16 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I prefer doggy.
Just muzzle him first...
Ahri or the dog?
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RE: Natural family planning
November 25, 2022 at 10:53 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 10:40 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (November 25, 2022 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just muzzle him first...
Ahri or the dog?
Meh!
Whatever works and upsets PETA!
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RE: Natural family planning
November 26, 2022 at 8:19 am
(November 25, 2022 at 8:10 pm)brewer Wrote: (November 25, 2022 at 12:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I also don't get why the Pope only allows Catholics to have sex in a missionary position. Like, what is the (theological) difference between the missionary position and doggy?
More poop shoot access=lower conception rate. Catholics are all about the numbers.
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RE: Natural family planning
November 26, 2022 at 10:12 am
"When the Pope is willing to work a regular job and support a family of four in a dingy apartment on minimum wages, then I might be willing to hear what he has to say about birth control." (George Carlin) 
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