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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 4, 2023 at 6:24 pm (This post was last modified: January 4, 2023 at 6:25 pm by A. Secular Human.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 4, 2023 at 6:35 pm
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 5, 2023 at 7:47 pm
(January 4, 2023 at 6:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 4, 2023 at 6:24 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I get no image, but can I guess it's a photo of a disembodied hand?

Ben Grimm.

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I should have known.  Otherwise the "t" in "thing" would have bee capitalized.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 5, 2023 at 10:58 pm
Skiing during global warming

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 8, 2023 at 2:58 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 8, 2023 at 4:24 am
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January 8, 2023 at 5:24 pm
J.C. Penney catalog ad from 1970.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 10, 2023 at 7:13 am
What can be more appropriate in a cheering up thread than a photo of a baby

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 10, 2023 at 6:29 pm
(January 10, 2023 at 7:13 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What can be more appropriate in a cheering up thread than a photo of a baby

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I'm guessing that was the kid in seat 7C?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 11, 2023 at 2:32 pm
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
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