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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 25, 2023 at 7:48 pm
(May 25, 2023 at 12:16 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: VgiSCFk2_o.jpg]


I wonder if the owner had to put out an ad, seeking a contortionist.

(Just me musing, after visualizing this thing in use.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2023 at 5:33 am (This post was last modified: May 26, 2023 at 5:34 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Rand Paul is on Twitter, asking people to donate money to 'defeat socialism'. Think it, through, Senator - you're asking everone to donate a small portion of their income so common resources could be pooled to end socialism. 

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2023 at 9:22 am
The human brain is like a car with a stick, not everyone knows how to use it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2023 at 9:34 am
Atheists are known for eating babies, so...

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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May 26, 2023 at 9:51 am
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May 26, 2023 at 1:59 pm
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May 26, 2023 at 2:16 pm
There are adults here?
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May 26, 2023 at 6:14 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2023 at 6:47 pm
^ British guys who speak like the last cow should turn me off, but don't.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2023 at 9:03 pm
(May 26, 2023 at 6:47 pm)AkiraTheViking Wrote: ^ British guys who speak like the last cow should turn me off, but don't.

You'll probably like this guy, then (NSFW)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCW9Df-c3x4

It's an outtake shown during the ending credits of Eurotrip.

I highly recommend the film, if you like silly fun (while high).
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