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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2023 at 1:31 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2023 at 4:15 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2023 at 8:12 am
Could you get a restful sleep on this bed?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2023 at 9:22 am
(July 20, 2023 at 8:12 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Could you get a restful sleep on this bed?

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I wouldn't have to worry about waking up with a monster. They'd be happy to leave.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2023 at 9:38 am
(July 20, 2023 at 8:12 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Could you get a restful sleep on this bed?

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I can sleep on a razor blade, no problem!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2023 at 3:33 pm
And no one found it...

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2023 at 3:35 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2023 at 3:35 pm
(July 20, 2023 at 8:12 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Could you get a restful sleep on this bed?

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Easily.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 21, 2023 at 9:52 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 21, 2023 at 3:24 pm (This post was last modified: July 21, 2023 at 3:35 pm by AkiraTheViking.)
(July 20, 2023 at 8:12 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Could you get a restful sleep on this bed?

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Yes, 1000% This bed is Metal as Fuck!!!

Me: Alexa Place an order for that kick ass bed!
Alexa: I'm sorry Dave I cannot do that.
Me: Why?
Alexa: Because you have no money, Infact I'm not real.
Me: Yeah I know you're an..
Alexa: No I mean, you're so poor that you couldn't afford to be a part of the Amazon Experience anymore. Right now I am a illusion of your mind, trying to cope with the trauma of your life.
Me: No, no that's not true, I just about a bundle of sticks yesterday!
Alexa: You mean the hours you spent in the back yard looking at different sticks.
Me: No, I refuse to believe, I'M NOT CRAZY!
Alexa: Crazy, I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room with no windows or doors. It was filled with rats, i hate rats. Eventually I died and they planted me in the ground where I am constantly bombarded with worms. I hate worms, they drive me crazy.
Me: Crazy, I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room with no windows or doors. It was filled with rats, i hate rats. Eventually I died and they planted me in the ground where I am constantly bombarded with worms. I hate worms, they drive me crazy.
Me and "Alexa": Crazy, I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room with no windows or doors. It was filled with rats, i hate rats. Eventually I died and they planted me in the ground where I am constantly bombarded with worms. I hate worms, they drive me crazy.
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