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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 26, 2023 at 12:21 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 26, 2023 at 4:16 pm
When they say the loud part out loud:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 26, 2023 at 7:50 pm
(July 26, 2023 at 12:21 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: AAJvT9tn_o.jpeg]

I told my wife long ago, that if I ever looked even remotely like that...shoot me.
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July 27, 2023 at 4:38 am (This post was last modified: July 27, 2023 at 4:38 am by The Valkyrie.)
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Conclusion: Ice is very bad for you.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 27, 2023 at 3:51 pm
(July 27, 2023 at 4:38 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: F1-Ei-Xc-WIAAFf-D7-jpeg.jpg]


Conclusion: Ice is very bad for you.

My liver has been bad...it needs to be punished.

I'm just the guy to do it!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 28, 2023 at 11:58 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 28, 2023 at 10:49 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2023 at 12:52 am (This post was last modified: July 29, 2023 at 4:58 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A couple Eric Andre skits I find funny
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2023 at 1:56 pm (This post was last modified: July 29, 2023 at 2:02 pm by Bucky Ball.)
The most humorous movie scene, IMHO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT0oMAPL6bE
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 29, 2023 at 2:25 pm
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