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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 19, 2023 at 7:52 pm
Boebert is now claiming the erection was rigged.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 19, 2023 at 9:40 pm
The patron saint of Talk Like a Pirate Day - George Arrh! Arrh! Martin

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 19, 2023 at 11:51 pm
(September 19, 2023 at 6:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 7an7og.jpg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2023 at 4:03 am
(September 19, 2023 at 9:40 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: The patron saint of Talk Like a Pirate Day - George Arrh! Arrh! Martin

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Talk Like A Pirate Day is stupid - I don't even SPEAK Somali.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2023 at 4:24 am (This post was last modified: September 20, 2023 at 4:25 am by Rev. Rye.)
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Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2023 at 4:30 am
(September 19, 2023 at 9:40 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: The patron saint of Talk Like a Pirate Day - George Arrh! Arrh! Martin

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No, that would be Robert Newton.





And, yes, pretty much every pirate voice of the last couple decades is basically an impersonation (if several degrees removed) from Newton’s West Country accent.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2023 at 4:42 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2023 at 9:48 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2023 at 5:52 pm
(September 19, 2023 at 9:36 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Canus.jpg]


"C'mon Canada!  Where's my reach-around?"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2023 at 5:53 pm
(September 19, 2023 at 6:08 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: qHn9b8q.jpg]

Do they yell?
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