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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 28, 2023 at 11:38 pm
I like eyeball related jokes. The cornea the better.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2023 at 7:43 am
What do you call a blind dinosaur? — Doyouthinkhesaurus?


If you promise not to make a spectacle of yourself, I can get you in touch with my contacts.
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September 29, 2023 at 9:51 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2023 at 10:37 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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September 29, 2023 at 10:54 am
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September 29, 2023 at 4:32 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2023 at 4:39 pm by LinuxGal.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2023 at 7:20 pm
(September 29, 2023 at 10:54 am)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 10009.jpg]

Oh hell YEAH!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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September 29, 2023 at 10:07 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2023 at 10:30 pm
(September 29, 2023 at 10:07 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 10173.jpg]

What would I do if I waved at Stevie Wonder?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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