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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 12:07 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 12:34 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 7:45 pm
I actually had a patient who left me speechless yesterday, for nearly a minute.
New patient that I had never met before.
"You have an odd accent!"
"I'm Australian."
"Oh. I'm so very, very sorry!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 7:50 pm
(October 13, 2023 at 10:55 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: (October 13, 2023 at 10:54 pm)The Architect Of Fate Wrote: ![[Image: SQpClqD.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/SQpClqD.jpeg)
Those of us in the medical field tend to develop a sick sense of humor due to the stresses of the job.
Case in point...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 8:44 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 9:10 pm
(October 14, 2023 at 8:12 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: ![[Image: 82lo3x.jpg]](https://badinage1.files.wordpress.com/2023/10/82lo3x.jpg)
I'm reminded of some comedian who had a schtick about people ending up in Hell, and the devil telling all the men who had engaged in extra-marital sex to step over to the small guillotine...
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 15, 2023 at 3:17 am
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