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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 12:07 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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October 14, 2023 at 8:49 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 12:34 pm
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 7:45 pm
I actually had a patient who left me speechless yesterday, for nearly a minute.

New patient that I had never met before.

"You have an odd accent!"

"I'm Australian."

"Oh. I'm so very, very sorry!"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 7:50 pm
(October 13, 2023 at 10:55 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:
(October 13, 2023 at 10:54 pm)The Architect Of Fate Wrote: [Image: SQpClqD.jpeg]

Those of us in the medical field tend to develop a sick sense of humor due to the stresses of the job.

Case in point...
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October 14, 2023 at 8:12 pm
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October 14, 2023 at 8:44 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2023 at 9:10 pm
(October 14, 2023 at 8:12 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 82lo3x.jpg]

Hehe I'm reminded of some comedian who had a schtick about people ending up in Hell, and the devil telling all the men who had engaged in extra-marital sex to step over to the small guillotine...
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October 14, 2023 at 9:50 pm
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Actual source of the quote, a literal Pedo-Nazi.

Also, I wonder if anyone who uses this quote actually tried to think through who's really the least criticisable groups. For instance, I suspect there's going to be far more circles where you can get away with criticising the Jews than will let you get away with criticising children dying of cancer. But nobody thinks terminally ill cancer kids secretly rule the world.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 15, 2023 at 3:17 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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