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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 7:56 am (This post was last modified: March 17, 2024 at 7:58 am by Pat Mustard.)
(March 17, 2024 at 6:58 am)brewer Wrote:
(March 17, 2024 at 4:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The WHAT???

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It's a long and stiff version of that thing between your legs.

That's a wavin.

Edit:  I like this recent XKCD

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 11:34 am
(March 17, 2024 at 6:58 am)brewer Wrote:
(March 17, 2024 at 4:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The WHAT???

Boru

It's a long and stiff version of that thing between your legs.

Mine’s less knobbly. And it’s ‘shillelagh’.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 12:23 pm
(March 17, 2024 at 7:56 am)GUBU Wrote:
(March 17, 2024 at 6:58 am)brewer Wrote: It's a long and stiff version of that thing between your legs.

That's a wavin.

Edit:  I like this recent XKCD

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XKCD is on my daily rotation.  The roll-over-the-frame added comments are the best.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 1:13 pm
[Image: GI4g-WOj-Ws-AE6-D5s-jpeg.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 1:15 pm
[Image: GH-k-O0-DWMAACPtt-jpeg.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 1:16 pm
(March 17, 2024 at 1:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GI4g-WOj-Ws-AE6-D5s-jpeg.jpg]

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 1:19 pm (This post was last modified: March 17, 2024 at 1:25 pm by brewer.)
(March 17, 2024 at 11:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 17, 2024 at 6:58 am)brewer Wrote: It's a long and stiff version of that thing between your legs.

Mine’s less knobbly. And it’s ‘shillelagh’.

Boru

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 1:19 pm
(March 17, 2024 at 1:15 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GH-k-O0-DWMAACPtt-jpeg.jpg]

The time I took art class in college, it was as though the instructor purposefully chose old, fat people to model nude for us. I was disappointed.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 1:55 pm
^I once volunteered as a nude model. Imagine their surprise: it was a pottery class.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 18, 2024 at 6:13 am
I suppose after that, they contemplated kiln the volunteer program
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