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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2024 at 7:27 pm
(May 26, 2024 at 7:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GONh24ba-IAAGXL9.png]

Needs more dragons.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2024 at 7:34 pm
(May 26, 2024 at 7:27 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Needs more dragons.

And bubonic plague fleas.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2024 at 9:06 pm
(May 26, 2024 at 7:15 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 25, 2024 at 8:42 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: In fairness, Benny-boy actually managed to get the 99th percentile LSAT, so perhaps he probably would have done the world a lot less harm if he just stayed as a lawyer and nobody outside the courtroom gave a shit about what he thought.

How was that score verified?

BTW, if you listen to the guy speak, it's clear that he's got a very quick mind.

I don't think the score itself has been verified, but, given that he ended graduating Harvard Law cum laude (and at the age of 23), it'd probably be more surprising if it wasn't alarmingly high. 

He's got a quick mind, to be sure, but, sadly, he realised he can make a lot more money using that mind for bullshit than for good.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2024 at 9:42 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2024 at 11:11 pm
Friends, "Let's go dancing!"

Me, half an hour after arriving at the venue:

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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May 27, 2024 at 4:55 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2024 at 5:13 am
(May 25, 2024 at 8:42 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: In fairness, Benny-boy actually managed to get the 99th percentile LSAT, so perhaps he probably would have done the world a lot less harm if he just stayed as a lawyer and nobody outside the courtroom gave a shit about what he thought.

Given Shapiro's utter lack of any intelligence, the only way he could have scored so highly is eithr a) a brown paper envelope was handed over to the marker or b) a ringer took the test.

Listen to the man speak for five minutes and you'll find an empty headed vapid ignoramus badly cosplaing as somebody smart.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2024 at 5:30 am
(May 27, 2024 at 5:13 am)GUBU Wrote:
(May 25, 2024 at 8:42 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: In fairness, Benny-boy actually managed to get the 99th percentile LSAT, so perhaps he probably would have done the world a lot less harm if he just stayed as a lawyer and nobody outside the courtroom gave a shit about what he thought.

Given Shapiro's utter lack of any intelligence, the only way he could have scored so highly is eithr a) a brown paper envelope was handed over to the marker or b) a ringer took the test.

Listen to the man speak for five minutes and you'll find an empty headed vapid ignoramus badly cosplaing as somebody smart.

A high testing score doesn't imply cheating. Shapiro is actually a perfect example of a very bright guy holding very stupid ideas.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2024 at 6:44 am
(May 27, 2024 at 5:30 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 27, 2024 at 5:13 am)GUBU Wrote: Given Shapiro's utter lack of any intelligence, the only way he could have scored so highly is eithr a) a brown paper envelope was handed over to the marker or b) a ringer took the test.

Listen to the man speak for five minutes and you'll find an empty headed vapid ignoramus badly cosplaing as somebody smart.

A high testing score doesn't imply cheating. Shapiro is actually a perfect example of a very bright guy holding very stupid ideas.

Boru

From spending a considerable amount of time listening to him, Shapiro sounds every inch the idiot who came from a rich background who got every advantage and never had to work who, as a consequence, was fooled into thinking he's the smartest guy in the room.

He's the US equivalent of a Clongowes D4 rugger bugger.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2024 at 6:53 am
(May 27, 2024 at 6:44 am)GUBU Wrote:
(May 27, 2024 at 5:30 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A high testing score doesn't imply cheating. Shapiro is actually a perfect example of a very bright guy holding very stupid ideas.

Boru

From spending a considerable amount of time listening to him, Shapiro sounds every inch the idiot who came from a rich background who got every advantage and never had to work who, as a consequence, was fooled into thinking he's the smartest guy in the room.

He's the US equivalent of a Clongowes D4 rugger bugger.

Graduated high school at 16, got his BA at 20 (summa), got his JD at 23 (cum laude).

He’s not stupid. He’s just wrong.

Boru

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