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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 24, 2024 at 4:56 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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May 24, 2024 at 5:06 pm (This post was last modified: May 24, 2024 at 5:06 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
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Optimus Prime died for our freedom, and then he came back blowing away the whole Decepticon army with his giant laser gun and punted Megatron into the sun for great justice.
"Change was inevitable"


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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 24, 2024 at 5:38 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 25, 2024 at 1:19 am
Woman celebrates being asked out on a date by a creep instead of calling the cops



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 25, 2024 at 2:18 pm
(May 22, 2024 at 10:32 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Daily Wire: Mocking companies for hinting at political positions in their advertising. ("Shave like a man, not a manifesto")

Also Daily Wire: Makes an entire razor company specifically to virtue signal about their own political positions, and also makes ads that focus more on their own politics than on why you should give a shit about their razors.





Yes, I know better than to expect any sort of good-faith argument from the Daily Wire (especially them), but watching this commercial in the middle of a Internet Investigator video was so wild I just had to react to it.

The Daily Wire: Jeremy Boering's never ending quest to prove he has talent without ever demonstrating that he has talent.

Also, wingnut welfare for Ben Shapiro who'd fail a minimum wage job.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 25, 2024 at 8:42 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2024 at 8:42 pm by Rev. Rye.)
In fairness, Benny-boy actually managed to get the 99th percentile LSAT, so perhaps he probably would have done the world a lot less harm if he just stayed as a lawyer and nobody outside the courtroom gave a shit about what he thought.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2024 at 12:41 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2024 at 7:14 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7029
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2024 at 7:15 pm (This post was last modified: May 26, 2024 at 7:16 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(May 25, 2024 at 8:42 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: In fairness, Benny-boy actually managed to get the 99th percentile LSAT, so perhaps he probably would have done the world a lot less harm if he just stayed as a lawyer and nobody outside the courtroom gave a shit about what he thought.

How was that score verified?

BTW, if you listen to the guy speak, it's clear that he's got a very quick mind.
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May 26, 2024 at 7:17 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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