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The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: joke time
September 21, 2024 at 4:10 am
My boss, "Why are you late for work?:

Me, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
September 21, 2024 at 4:28 am
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning. Now, I’m not allowed to have Sharpies in the house.

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#6883
RE: joke time
September 23, 2024 at 11:14 am
My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
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RE: joke time
September 25, 2024 at 2:13 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2024 at 2:13 am by The Valkyrie.)
I went to visit an elderly patient who has no local family so I could take her shopping.

Before we left, I asked her which walker she preferred?

She said, "Johnny".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#6885
RE: joke time
September 25, 2024 at 12:54 pm
(September 25, 2024 at 2:13 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I went to visit an elderly patient who has no local family so I could take her shopping.

Before we left, I asked her which walker she preferred?

She said, "Johnny".

I was going with "Paul", but that works even better.
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RE: joke time
September 26, 2024 at 4:41 pm
Why is Billy Joel’s laundry still wet?




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RE: joke time
September 26, 2024 at 6:23 pm
(September 26, 2024 at 4:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why is Billy Joel’s laundry still wet?




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RE: joke time
September 26, 2024 at 6:58 pm
(September 26, 2024 at 6:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 26, 2024 at 4:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why is Billy Joel’s laundry still wet?




Boru

[Image: tumblr-static-tumblr-static-focused-v3.jpg]

Same look Mum used to give me when I wouldn’t eat my green beans.

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RE: joke time
September 26, 2024 at 10:17 pm
(September 26, 2024 at 6:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 26, 2024 at 6:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: tumblr-static-tumblr-static-focused-v3.jpg]

Same look Mum used to give me when I wouldn’t eat my green beans.

Boru

Same look I always get from mine.

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RE: joke time
September 27, 2024 at 9:20 am
We had a white elephant gift exchange last Christmas and my daughter-in-law ended up with a pillow of ^ that picture.
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