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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2024 at 4:56 pm
Is it just a coincidence that, in the Toy Story movies, the kid's mother also had toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 30, 2024 at 5:53 pm
(October 30, 2024 at 4:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you know, you know:

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So true! Our Cavalier mix just loves bananas. We keep them in a large ceramic bowl that has a melodious ring, even if tapped lightly. She'll be in the kitchen before I can even start peeling that banana.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2024 at 2:15 pm
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Rumpy-Trumpy,
Trumpity-doo
I don't give a
Fuck about you.

Rumpy-Trumpy,
Trumpity-dee,
All I really care for,
Is me!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2024 at 5:08 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 8, 2024 at 1:18 am
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 8, 2024 at 12:47 pm
(November 8, 2024 at 1:18 am)Silver Wrote: [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT39NrYZ98_UnhOCvHUjkf...Te_9pduw&s]

Nice one, but unsurprising - the Germans have long been known as a fun-loving people with a delightful sense of humour.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 9, 2024 at 6:31 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 9, 2024 at 2:06 pm
(November 9, 2024 at 6:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 1hhJJmn.jpg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 10, 2024 at 4:05 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
10 hours ago
Finally tried absinthe over the weekend.

"Drink too much of it and you'll see the green fairy!"

Lies!



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