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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
11 hours ago
Guys, do you ever get a sudden, unexpected erection, and look down and say, "What is it, boy? Did you sense something?"?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
11 hours ago
(11 hours ago)The Valkyrie Wrote: Guys, do you ever get a sudden, unexpected erection, and look down and say, "What is it, boy? Did you sense something?"?

Not since I was a teenager.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
11 hours ago
(11 hours ago)The Valkyrie Wrote: Guys, do you ever get a sudden, unexpected erection, and look down and say, "What is it, boy?  Did you sense something?"?

Nope. All of my erections are expected.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
10 hours ago
[Image: lMH2rkl.jpg]
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
7 hours ago
(10 hours ago)awty Wrote: [Image: lMH2rkl.jpg]

That's the expression of someone looking for the fainting couch.
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