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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 11:36 am
I'm going to make an end of the world prediction that is 100% guaranteed to come true:
Some time, in the future, life on this planet will cease to exist. Sorry, I can't give any more details than that at this time.
I do have to wonder about the mindset of those who obsess about the end of the world. I mean, are their lives so crappy that they wish the entire world would be destroyed? Or are they waiting for the end of the world so they can get to heaven and finally try alcohol, sex, drugs, and all that other stuff they're forbidden from enjoying here on Earth?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 11:41 am
(March 28, 2012 at 11:36 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I'm going to make an end of the world prediction that is 100% guaranteed to come true:
Some time, in the future, life on this planet will cease to exist. Sorry, I can't give any more details than that at this time.
I do have to wonder about the mindset of those who obsess about the end of the world. I mean, are their lives so crappy that they wish the entire world would be destroyed? Or are they waiting for the end of the world so they can get to heaven and finally try alcohol, sex, drugs, and all that other stuff they're forbidden from enjoying here on Earth?
Obsession with heaven could be interpreted as a de-valuation of this world based on a hatred of life. Dreams of the end times accompanied by feelings of happiness could be seen as wish fulfilment in the form of revenge against life and the world. So yes, a person who hates this world enough to be obsessed with a "better" world beyond this one is often miserable in this life. This is the Nietszchean argument."Religion is the opium of the masses" as Marx said.
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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 11:47 am
(March 28, 2012 at 9:00 am)fr0d0 Wrote: The universe is going to end! No really!!
*waves @ cinjin* 
I didn't think you could be out-crazied Frodo ... and I was wrong.
These last couple months - you have definitely been out-crazied by your fellow devoted brothers. 
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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 11:54 am
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: Will any of you hear me?
I was considering it, but then the FSM came to me last night & told me you're full of shit.
And that your mother dresses you funny.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 12:33 pm
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: I have been visited three nights in a row by a being who identifies himself only as the Angel of the Lord. I have been given visions about these end times and I'm afraid it is far sooner than any of us could have realized.
The world will perish soon and I am one of the few who have been chosen to warn the world of its impending doom. I never asked to be a prophet or a man of high esteem, but neither did Moses or Elisha. We are chosen because we are willing servants to the Potter. Clay in his hands.
Will any of you hear me?
You're nearly right as I too have been having visions for years. You've misinterpreted this visitor as an Angel because of your deeply religious views. He is in fact an ambassador from a more advanced and spiritual race (so, sort of an angel I guess) who is gently preparing the human race for it's next evolutionary and spiritual leap where we make contact properly for the first time and are welcomed into the Galactic Federation as, unfortunately, very minor and protected members. But hey, at least we get to be part of something much bigger.
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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 12:37 pm
I am feeling like the only sane person around here lately. 
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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 12:39 pm
(March 28, 2012 at 12:37 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I am feeling like the only sane person around here lately.
Don't worry I'm sane too.
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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 12:45 pm
(March 28, 2012 at 12:33 pm)Bueller Wrote: You're nearly right as I too have been having visions for years. You've misinterpreted this visitor as an Angel because of your deeply religious views. He is in fact an ambassador from a more advanced and spiritual race (so, sort of an angel I guess) who is gently preparing the human race for it's next evolutionary and spiritual leap where we make contact properly for the first time and are welcomed into the Galactic Federation as, unfortunately, very minor and protected members. But hey, at least we get to be part of something much bigger.
Fuck! Comedy gold! We need more crazy ass theists!!
IT Huuuuurts!!
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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 1:04 pm
(March 28, 2012 at 12:33 pm)Bueller Wrote: ...... He is in fact an ambassador from a more advanced and spiritual race ....... blah blah
Do you realize that the word "fact" actually has a dictinionary meaning? And sane people actually know what that meaning is when they use the word?
"In fact" is not just a reflexive utterance like "Gesundheit", appropriate for the circumstances even if you have no idea what it meant.
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RE: There is little time.
March 28, 2012 at 1:26 pm
(This post was last modified: March 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm by NoMoreFaith.)
Why is it that infinitely intelligent creators and superintelligent aliens always pick people who have the lowest credibility to act as their spokesperson.
It'd be like amnesty international picking joseph kony to be their new spokesperson.
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