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There is little time.
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 12:39 pm)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 12:24 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: I am sorry for ranting, but your Magical sky daddy does not exist, you sheep.

Sheep and proud of it! Jesus is my only shepherd and all I need!!

[Image: good+shepherd.jpg]
Until your big enough get to the slaughterhouse, the Shepherd is then not your friend.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 12:43 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: Until your big enough get to the slaughterhouse, the Shepherd is then not your friend.

The only one getting slaughtered someday is you - in Hell. And I'll be comfortable sipping Heavenly iced tea with all the blessed who accepted Jesus' amazing gift of eternal life.
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 12:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 12:03 pm)Sciwoman Wrote: He's gone a bit OTT. I'm leaning more and more towards him being a poe.

Nah - just a garden-variety shithead. The trailer parks are full of them.

Having been a foaming-at-the-mouth fundamentalist christian at one time, I know they are out there. This guy just seems to be taking it a bit far. However, even having been a fundamentalist christian, poe-spotting can still be difficult at times.
Religion is not the answer-it is the problem. Everything considered, we would be better off without it.~Baubles of Blasphemy~Edwin F. Kagin

"Much better to have the ability to think critically, than the ability to quote scripture. One says you have a functioning mind. The other says you're a parrot." -- The Secular Buddhist
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 12:45 pm)One King Wrote: The only one getting slaughtered someday is you - in Hell.

I kan feel the love.
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RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 12:45 pm)One King Wrote: The only one getting slaughtered someday is you - in Hell. And I'll be comfortable sipping Heavenly iced tea with all the blessed who accepted Jesus' amazing gift of eternal life.

So your in heavan and what drink did you choose, iced tea!

I would've gone with a chilled Chardonay.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 12:45 pm)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 12:43 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: Until your big enough get to the slaughterhouse, the Shepherd is then not your friend.

The only one getting slaughtered someday is you - in Hell. And I'll be comfortable sipping Heavenly iced tea with all the blessed who accepted Jesus' amazing gift of eternal life.

Eternal life, sounds like Hell, I don't want to live for eternal max 1000 years if that. and having to see all the people I hate in heaven and having to kiss gods ass, sounds more hellish then hell. besides your a dying breed give it 2000 years and science and reason will be there and your god and your lunacy will be only in the history books like: Thor, Poseidon, Ba al, Mars, Peko, Horus, Amaunato, Alalu, Mithras.
And soon to join there ranks in 2000 years max Yahwah (a.k.a Jehovah a.k.a. Allah) and lucifer
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 12:49 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 12:45 pm)One King Wrote: The only one getting slaughtered someday is you - in Hell. And I'll be comfortable sipping Heavenly iced tea with all the blessed who accepted Jesus' amazing gift of eternal life.

So your in heavan and what drink did you choose, iced tea!

I would've gone with a chilled Chardonay.

The limits of theistic imagination never cease to amaze.

Pineapple juice with a coupla drops of purple windowpane. Fuck yeah, I be chillin'. Tongue
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RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 1:03 pm)houseofcantor Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 12:49 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 12:45 pm)One King Wrote: The only one getting slaughtered someday is you - in Hell. And I'll be comfortable sipping Heavenly iced tea with all the blessed who accepted Jesus' amazing gift of eternal life.

So your in heavan and what drink did you choose, iced tea!

I would've gone with a chilled Chardonay.

The limits of theistic imagination never cease to amaze.

Pineapple juice with a coupla drops of purple windowpane. Fuck yeah, I be chillin'. Tongue

I prefer a spiced mojito, now thats nice. I want one now.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 12:22 pm)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 12:18 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: You are a moron who is dumber then a retard, you have no evidence, no clue and no Right to even began to lecturer us about this earth when you have learn about the Real world and not from soon Creationist or preacher but a real scientist from A respected University. Then only then you can turn around and tell us we well burn as THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOD, THE DEVIL, HEAVEN OR HELL!!! It is impossible to feel anything when were dead just like before we were born. grow up out of your bronze age cult that's got to big for it boots, that's all Christianity is a CULT!!!!.
GET AN EDUCATION!!!!
AHHHOoooohhh
I am glad I got that off my chest. Normal I don't rant and go off the edge but you One King really pissed me off.

And you sir have really pissed God off.

Yeah, he's got to be quaking in his godly boots by now. Undecided
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
RE: There is little time.
April Fools?
"Its not what your looking at that matters, its what you see." -Henry David Thoreau
♪Oh, I get lost in my mind Lost, I get lost I get Lost in my mind Lost in my Mind Yes, I get lost in my mind Lost, I get lost I get lost I get lost Oh, I get♪ -The Head and the Heart
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