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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 1:11 am
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(August 29, 2012 at 1:07 am)Lion IRC Wrote: ...
I'm sure Elton John and Ricky Martin are very loving "parents".
But no matter how much they insist they are just as good - they dont have LACTATING BREASTS.
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Um, men can actually produce milk (as if that mattered in today's time) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
WHAT NOW?
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 1:15 am
(August 29, 2012 at 1:11 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: (August 29, 2012 at 1:07 am)Lion IRC Wrote: ...
I'm sure Elton John and Ricky Martin are very loving "parents".
But no matter how much they insist they are just as good - they dont have LACTATING BREASTS.
...
Um, men can actually produce milk (as if that mattered in today's time) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
WHAT NOW?
Quote:Human male lactation
Spontaneous lactation occasionally occurs in starving men; after World War II, for example, thousands of cases were observed among POWs released from concentration camps.
Oh yeah. Why didnt I think of that.
Lock em up in concentration camps and starve them - thats an abomination!
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 1:22 am
I can't believe you seriously think men's lack of breasts should stop them from raising kids. Really? REALLY?
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 1:23 am
(August 29, 2012 at 1:11 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: (August 29, 2012 at 1:07 am)Lion IRC Wrote: ...
I'm sure Elton John and Ricky Martin are very loving "parents".
But no matter how much they insist they are just as good - they dont have LACTATING BREASTS.
...
Um, men can actually produce milk (as if that mattered in today's time) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
WHAT NOW?
Then there's this stuff, but it's made by, y'know, god-denying scientists:
![[Image: milk.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=blogs.independent.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Fmilk.jpg)
See, this guy seems not to care where his lunch is coming from. He seems to be quite enjoying it, actually.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 1:32 am
The World Health Org says breast milk is best.
Not sure if spontaneous lactation by starving gay men in concentration camps contains much colostrum but maybe theres hope.
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 1:32 am
I nominate this for dumbest AF.org thread ever.
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 1:37 am
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(August 29, 2012 at 1:32 am)Lion IRC Wrote: The World Health Org says breast milk is best.
Indeed, breast milk is quite awesome.
But, what do you say to mother's who run out of their milk or babies who are allergic to milk and has to go on formula, hmmm?
(August 28, 2012 at 11:56 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: I think there is ample scripture to show that committed monogamy between two opposite gender partners (living as one) works best.
And you base this opinion on what studies?
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 1:57 am
(August 29, 2012 at 1:32 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I nominate this for dumbest AF.org thread ever.
Just because the Christian is stupendously dumb doesn't mean the thread is diminished despite all the nonchristains.
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 2:00 am
(August 29, 2012 at 1:57 am)Chuck Wrote: (August 29, 2012 at 1:32 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I nominate this for dumbest AF.org thread ever.
Just because the Christian is stupendously dumb doesn't mean the thread is diminished despite all the nonchristains.
Yes sir, Mr. Serious.
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RE: Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
August 29, 2012 at 2:02 am
(August 29, 2012 at 2:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: (August 29, 2012 at 1:57 am)Chuck Wrote:
Just because the Christian is stupendously dumb doesn't mean the thread is diminished despite all the nonchristains.
Yes sir, Mr. Serious.
And straighten that hat!
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