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Why do Christians sound stupid?
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 (September 11, 2012 at 3:10 am)Godschild Wrote: He does not conform to the Biblical definition of being a Christian, the child is an atheist period, his mental delusions have lead him to believe he is something other than an atheist. I think you've got the right idea, he needs to be educated about his delusions. I'm just glad you stepped up before it was too late.  RE: Why do Christians sound stupid?
September 11, 2012 at 4:32 am
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2012 at 4:34 am by greneknight.)
(September 11, 2012 at 3:10 am)Godschild Wrote:(September 10, 2012 at 1:24 am)greneknight Wrote: He's a Baptist, a registered fundy. They're all like that. He's claims to be an "ordained" priest but when I questioned him further, it turns out they have no bishops. So, he's not an ordained priest but a SELF-APPOINTED shaman. Oh, you said this and I gave the reply below: (September 8, 2012 at 4:46 am)Godschild Wrote: Well if you want to do a little comparison deal we can, I'm an ordained deacon of the church, and deacons were part of the original church, they were doing work in the church long before there were Archbishops. (September 8, 2012 at 6:17 am)greneknight Wrote: Ho Ho Ho! I am tickled pink. Who, pray tell, ordained you? You are all self-appointed priests and no doubt you were ordained by a self-appointed bishop who was installed by another heretical self-appointed archbishop. You see, if you are cut out from the Apostolic church, you can't do any ordaining. Don't you see it? You can only trace your church to the first time someone became a heretic and decided to spurn the holy baptism of mother church and there you have the first Baptist. I read somewhere he baptised himself and others!!! What a heresy!!! How can I be a liar of the third degree if you have called yourself an ordained deacon who's more important than Archbishops? You obviously don't know what a liar is. If you do, you'll know YOU are the liar. (September 10, 2012 at 8:19 am)Faith No More Wrote: It is now quite apparent that the only thing Christians despise more than atheists are other people that call themselves Christians, but don't conform to the standard of a True Christian™. (September 11, 2012 at 3:10 am)Godschild Wrote: He does not conform to the Biblical definition of being a Christian, the child is an atheist period, his mental delusions have lead him to believe he is something other than an atheist. So, who determines I am a Christian? I will be confirmed soon by at least a bishop and you're saying the Church of England which is the only non-RC Apostolic church should listen to a heretic like you? OK, I will write to my Vicar. "Dear Vicar, His Holiness Godschild who is an "ordained deacon" whatever that means but mind you, it's preeminent even to an Archbishop or so he says, has declared that I'm an atheist and should not go through the rite of Holy Confirmation. Oh he's a BAPTIST, yes a fundy priest but you mustn't call him a priest because he'll call you a liar of the third degree if you do. Call him a DEACON which is above an Archbishop. No, his churches are all tiny hovels but he's got the TRUE CHRISTIAN trade mark. Yes, he's got the True Christian™ and the FUNDY stamp on his forehead just like the stamp on the Archbishop Fundy of the Cathedral of St Fundy of Fundiland." 
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Out of curiosity, since grene's "mental delusions" have led him to believe he is a xtian, just where have your mental delusions got you, G-C?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
  (September 11, 2012 at 4:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Out of curiosity, since grene's "mental delusions" have led him to believe he is a xtian, just where have your mental delusions got you, G-C? A christian, wait ... no, a deacon, a heretic? maybe just delusional...
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September 11, 2012 at 8:38 pm
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2012 at 8:40 pm by Minimalist.)
(September 11, 2012 at 8:07 pm)IATIA Wrote:(September 11, 2012 at 4:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Out of curiosity, since grene's "mental delusions" have led him to believe he is a xtian, just where have your mental delusions got you, G-C? Bat-shit crazy? Quote:Godschild Wrote: He does not conform to the Biblical definition of being a Christian G-C thinks his fucking invisible sky-daddy granted him the power to decide who is and who isn't a xtian, kid. Any one who wants to be a xtian can do so in my book. All you have to do is fall for the dead-jew-on-a-stick routine. (September 11, 2012 at 8:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(September 11, 2012 at 8:07 pm)IATIA Wrote: A christian, wait ... no, a deacon, a heretic? maybe just delusional... I've heard a sermon once that was pretty good. The priest said that Jesus probably didn't rise from the dead. A legend was created by the believers and in the end, good still triumphed over evil because they spread the message of love. I like it when a clever priest spins a good lesson from a fairy tale. My headmaster tells a lot of stories too which probably aren't true but his intention is for the boys to learn a lesson.  (September 11, 2012 at 4:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Out of curiosity, since grene's "mental delusions" have led him to believe he is a xtian, just where have your mental delusions got you, G-C? I have no delusions.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
 (September 12, 2012 at 12:11 am)Godschild Wrote:(September 11, 2012 at 4:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Out of curiosity, since grene's "mental delusions" have led him to believe he is a xtian, just where have your mental delusions got you, G-C? ....said every delusional person ever.
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