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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 3, 2013 at 12:38 pm
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(February 3, 2013 at 3:12 am)apophenia Wrote: Moose lied?! Moose lied?! Quick! Somebody call Ranger Gordon!
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(but not straight away.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 4, 2013 at 1:24 am
I had to google it... I'm not up on my canook humor asi should be.
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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 5, 2013 at 1:00 am
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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 5, 2013 at 8:56 am
(August 6, 2012 at 4:05 am)catfish Wrote: Scriptural proof that Moses lied:
Matthew 19:3-9
King James Version (KJV)
3 The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?
4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
7 They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away?
8 He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.
9 And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.
Yeshua contradicts Moses' law concerning divorce with these words.
Cherrypickers unite! A more accurate title would be "Moses Compromised!" <yawn>
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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 5, 2013 at 10:43 am
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What about circumcision then?
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Instead of taking all of your dick, I just want the tip nicked off...
There's a fucking "compromise" for ya...
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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 5, 2013 at 10:57 am
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Catfish and John V are proving there are many different Christan sects, now live on atheist forums. Thanks for the demonstration guys, you're both delusional and attacking each other with the same non-evidence as always.
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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 5, 2013 at 11:26 am
Ummm, I'm attacking the Bible with evidence from the Bible and you think that's delusional?
Delusions are in the mind of the observer, are they not? Are you claiming to be able to read my mind? You're delusional if you think you can, just sayin...
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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 5, 2013 at 11:30 am
Sorry, don't worry about me. Please continue your debate with John V.
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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 5, 2013 at 11:52 am
(February 5, 2013 at 10:43 am)catfish Wrote: What about circumcision then? What about it? What passages are you comparing?
There's no need to get snippy (pun intended) with me because you made an obviously weak argument.
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RE: Moses Lied! Contradiction Alert!!!
February 5, 2013 at 11:53 am
(February 5, 2013 at 11:52 am)John V Wrote: (February 5, 2013 at 10:43 am)catfish Wrote: What about circumcision then? What about it? What passages are you comparing?
There's no need to get snippy (pun intended) with me because you made an obviously weak argument.
C'mon man. I thought Christians were supposed to know the Bible?
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