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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 6:28 pm
(April 10, 2013 at 6:20 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: There is a real simple code to the bible.
I will gvive you a hint, Genesis 3 - 20 I believe. And Adam called his wifes name Eve because she was the mother of all living.
Now think about that, it's right in front of your face.
I'm not seeing the code. Why don't you spell it like you're talking to a sixth grader? cuz just maybe you are. What's the code? The Bible Code?!?
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 6:36 pm
Oh, he's one of those 'secret cryptic knowledge' guys. Annoying.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 7:27 pm
I 'solved' it by not believing it anymore.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 7:43 pm
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(April 10, 2013 at 6:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Oh, he's one of those 'secret cryptic knowledge' guys. Annoying.
No I can't give the story away, I spent years theorizing and researching this stupid thing. Just know the guy's made it up so that when we arrived here there may be something left of this world.
I will give one more hint,
You may not eat freely of the fruit in the center of the garden, what is in the center of mothers leg's ? what happens when you pick that ?
(April 10, 2013 at 7:27 pm)Tonus Wrote: I 'solved' it by not believing it anymore.
No dude it's a real gig, Dad left the boy a note.
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 7:47 pm
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(April 10, 2013 at 7:43 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: You may not eat freely of the fruit in the center of the garden, what is in the center of mothers leg's ? what happens when you pick that ?
In my experience usually a scream, a slap and a restraining order. Occasionally Mace.
Please, someone, let me know when something interesting happens here. I shan't hold my breath.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 7:52 pm
When did we invent contraceptives, by the way that does not surprise me if thats you in your avatar.
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 7:56 pm
(April 10, 2013 at 7:52 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: When did we invent contraceptives,
Have been used sine 7 BCE
Quote:by the way that does not surprise me if thats you in your avatar.
If you are trying to be funny I have a whole bunch of shit waiting to be released onto someone.
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 8:02 pm
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(April 10, 2013 at 7:56 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: (April 10, 2013 at 7:52 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: When did we invent contraceptives,
Have been used sine 7 BCE
Quote:by the way that does not surprise me if thats you in your avatar.
If you are trying to be funny I have a whole bunch of shit waiting to be released onto someone.
When were they widely used because they dam sure do not use them in the area where the bible came from even to this day,.
Yaa I was making a joke and the Germans are already here, the Ashke/Nazi's moved to America.
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 8:04 pm
(April 10, 2013 at 8:02 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: When were they widely used because they dam sure do not use them in the area where the bible came from even to this day,.
as with every product, when mass production came into applyance and it became another industrial consumer good on the free market.
Quote:Yaa I was making a joke and the Germans are already here, the Nazi's moved to America.
Another conspiracy nutter?
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
April 10, 2013 at 8:07 pm
(April 10, 2013 at 8:04 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: (April 10, 2013 at 8:02 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: When were they widely used because they dam sure do not use them in the area where the bible came from even to this day,.
as with every product, when mass production came into applyance and it became another industrial consumer good on the free market.
Quote:Yaa I was making a joke and the Germans are already here, the Nazi's moved to America.
Another conspiracy nutter?
Who put America in space, the Africans maybe?
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