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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 11:34 am
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(April 30, 2013 at 11:22 am)Drich Wrote: god wants or he doesn't. Which is it. Puppet or free will? He he he...You forgot to describe the kind of free-will you think he has in mind.
God: Do it or Don't do it. I want you to, but it's ultimately your call...
Me:...don't do it?
God: WRONG!! BAMMMMM!!! SMASH... (instantly obliterates my body and keeps my consciousness around to be tortured tor for eternity) HA HA HA HA HA...This pains me so much...MMWA HA HA HA!!!
Me: What a dick.
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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 11:35 am
(April 30, 2013 at 10:40 am)Texas Sailor Wrote: (April 30, 2013 at 10:19 am)whateverist Wrote: You're batting a thousand, sailor boy. Too much the funny. I think if I were getting my most cherished beliefs demolished I'd want get it done by you. At least it would get done with both of us smiling.
Lol, I'm in rare form! It's so much easier when they make actual claims of craziness to talk to. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the rep and ego-boost.
Don't get too excited popeye, we have only scratched the surface here
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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 11:39 am
(April 30, 2013 at 11:35 am)Drich Wrote: (April 30, 2013 at 10:40 am)Texas Sailor Wrote: Lol, I'm in rare form! It's so much easier when they make actual claims of craziness to talk to. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the rep and ego-boost.
Don't get too excited popeye, we have only scratched the surface here ![Wink Wink](https://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/wink.gif)
Oh goody! Answer this:
Is God material or immaterial?...pick one. Can't be one and it's opposite at the same time!
...Don't worry, I've got tons more, tread softly oh faithful one.
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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 11:46 am
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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 11:47 am
(April 30, 2013 at 9:34 am)Chuck Wrote: (April 30, 2013 at 12:20 am)Minimalist Wrote: Drippy, take a good look at the broad in the photo and then go get yourself laid. No one needs it more than you.
It'll stop you from mouthing those nauseating pious platitudes.
Really? You want to give genes responsible for the likes of him a chance to remain in the gene pool?
I'm relying on her to take proper precautions. She is a "goddess," after all.
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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 11:50 am
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(April 30, 2013 at 11:46 am)Drich Wrote: First we were talking about satan's free will, and now you red herring us into a discussion about man's free will?
Oh! I forgot about all the different classes of love that God has for His creations. He did make Satan too...right? How does that differ from smashing the rabbit-dog that won't fly?
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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 11:56 am
(April 30, 2013 at 11:39 am)Texas Sailor Wrote: (April 30, 2013 at 11:35 am)Drich Wrote: Don't get too excited popeye, we have only scratched the surface here ![Wink Wink](https://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/wink.gif)
Oh goody! Answer this:
Is God material or immaterial?...pick one. Can't be one and it's opposite at the same time!
...Don't worry, I've got tons more, tread softly oh faithful one. false dichotomy.
God by defination is a Transdimentional Being, with the ablity to bridge the gap between our understanding of this universe and His own.
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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 11:58 am
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(April 30, 2013 at 11:47 am)Minimalist Wrote: (April 30, 2013 at 9:34 am)Chuck Wrote: Really? You want to give genes responsible for the likes of him a chance to remain in the gene pool?
I'm relying on her to take proper precautions. She is a "goddess," after all.
Yes, but who else would drink from a chalice thus soiled even if she was divine and took precautions?
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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 12:17 pm
(April 30, 2013 at 11:22 am)Drich Wrote: (April 29, 2013 at 5:58 pm)pocaracas Wrote: you did it wrong! ![Wink Wink](https://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/wink.gif) What are you talking about free will for satan? where does the bible say satan has 'free will?' Again the bible shows us satan is a servany of God per the book of Job. I think your think of greek mythology where the lord of the under world is an equal or of the same class as the other gods. This isn't the case here.
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RE: Most so called Christians have invented their own "God" that they worship
April 30, 2013 at 1:56 pm
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