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Proof of God
#1
Proof of God
I got home this evening... A bit peckish... Opened the fridge and all I had was cheese... Opened the cupboard and the first things I saw was bread and branston pickle (small chunks).

God clearly gave me a sign... And he wanted me to have a cheese and pickle sandwich so I didn't die of light hunger...

How do you explain that dumbass atheists?!
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#2
RE: Proof of God
Quote: God clearly gave me a sign-

Here is your sign, my son.

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#3
RE: Proof of God
I explain it as testifying. Now, make me a sandwich, and I might believe.

No pickle, though...you want to convert me, not revolt me.
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#4
RE: Proof of God
Clearly, this is foolproof evidence.
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#5
RE: Proof of God
The pickle kind of clinches it.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#6
RE: Proof of God
(September 11, 2013 at 1:05 pm)Tonus Wrote: The pickle kind of clinches it.

No, it was the cheese, you heretic!
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#7
RE: Proof of God
Quote:he wanted me to have a cheese and pickle sandwich

Well then....FUCK HIM!
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#8
RE: Proof of God
(September 11, 2013 at 1:08 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 11, 2013 at 1:05 pm)Tonus Wrote: The pickle kind of clinches it.

No, it was the cheese, you heretic!

The whole sandwich is of the utmost importance.
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RE: Proof of God
(September 11, 2013 at 1:30 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote:
(September 11, 2013 at 1:08 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No, it was the cheese, you heretic!

The whole sandwich is of the utmost importance.

Notice how the OP downplays what style cheese?

Bloody convenient. I'm gonna guess aged Swiss...for multiple reasons.
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#10
RE: Proof of God
(September 11, 2013 at 1:34 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote:
(September 11, 2013 at 1:30 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: The whole sandwich is of the utmost importance.

Notice how the OP downplays what style cheese?

Bloody convenient. I'm gonna guess aged Swiss...for multiple reasons.

You bastard! This is not up for interpretation!
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