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Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 12:35 pm
I got home this evening... A bit peckish... Opened the fridge and all I had was cheese... Opened the cupboard and the first things I saw was bread and branston pickle (small chunks).
God clearly gave me a sign... And he wanted me to have a cheese and pickle sandwich so I didn't die of light hunger...
How do you explain that dumbass atheists?!
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RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 12:41 pm
I explain it as testifying. Now, make me a sandwich, and I might believe.
No pickle, though...you want to convert me, not revolt me.
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RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 1:02 pm
Clearly, this is foolproof evidence.
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RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 1:05 pm
The pickle kind of clinches it.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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