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The Most Insane Christians
#21
RE: The Most Insane Christians
I'd say the Christian Identity racist fucktards. They tend to believe that non-whites have no souls. This means that they can never earn the Lord's favor and be saved.
Jesus Christ paid only for the sins of the House of Israel and the House of Judah and that salvation must be received through both redemption and race, according to these wackjobs. Seems they think they are the descendants of the 10 tribes that were taken away by Assyrians. They stole the idea from British Israelism
They inspired the white supremacist neo nazi The Order who went on a tear involving counterfeiting and robbing armored cars before getting done in by the FBI. Robert Mathews went down in fiery house loaded with explosives and ammo. Former Green Beret and right-wing separatist Randy Weaver had at least a loose association with Christian Identity believers. (Ruby Ridge) eta

They's jes fine Christian folk, donchaknow?
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#22
RE: The Most Insane Christians
That's quite racist. I never even liked the idea that animals and plants didn't have souls, since that means you can't walk through a flowery field with birds and bunnies and such when you get to heaven. What are we country people supposed to do up there? We're used to trees and squirrels and deer, all that stuff.

Not to mention all our dead pets. If there's an afterlife, I hope you're up there Spenser. Hanging out with Paw Paw on a porch, overlooking a lake. Dog
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#23
RE: The Most Insane Christians
(November 26, 2013 at 12:10 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Here's another good example of a really, really unhinged christian cult.

I know a bunch of ex-Family... mostly people in their thirties who were born into it in the mid seventies. Two of my friends consider themselves brother and sister, but since they've never had a DNA test, they say they can't be sure they're related. They have nine other "brothers" and "sisters" who could also be aunts, uncles, cousins, etc., since everyone was sleeping together starting at a very young age. Part of the way they gain new followers is through "Flirty Fishing", which basically condones having sex with anyone at anytime within the cult.

I could go on about this for days. It's especially fascinating since I have friends who escaped it.
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#24
RE: The Most Insane Christians
Quote:The Amish are mostly harmless as a ladybug but they are some goofy-ass motherfuckers.

Quote:Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls"
"Are they that big?" asked the other."
"No they're this dirty."
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#25
RE: The Most Insane Christians
I've not encountered Reconstructuralists but yeah, they sound nuts.

I was going to say young earth creationists (at least of the ones I've encountered).

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#26
RE: The Most Insane Christians
Becca, that's fucked up! (Pardon for the pun.)
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#27
RE: The Most Insane Christians
(November 26, 2013 at 7:09 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Becca, that's fucked up! (Pardon for the pun.)

I know!
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#28
RE: The Most Insane Christians
(November 26, 2013 at 5:45 pm)Raven Wrote: I'd say the Christian Identity racist fucktards. They tend to believe that non-whites have no souls. This means that they can never earn the Lord's favor and be saved.
Jesus Christ paid only for the sins of the House of Israel and the House of Judah and that salvation must be received through both redemption and race, according to these wackjobs. Seems they think they are the descendants of the 10 tribes that were taken away by Assyrians. They stole the idea from British Israelism
They inspired the white supremacist neo nazi The Order who went on a tear involving counterfeiting and robbing armored cars before getting done in by the FBI. Robert Mathews went down in fiery house loaded with explosives and ammo. Former Green Beret and right-wing separatist Randy Weaver had at least a loose association with Christian Identity believers. (Ruby Ridge) eta

They's jes fine Christian folk, donchaknow?

Do you know a lot about these creeps? My research on them is spotty. I do know that David fucktard Barton spoke to overtly racist Christian Identity groups twice.

I did some research on the KKK recently. There is another group of stark-raving-psycho Christians.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste -- don't pollute it with bullshit.
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#29
RE: The Most Insane Christians
(November 26, 2013 at 12:10 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Here's another good example of a really, really unhinged christian cult.

OK now that is just fucking insane! (some pun intended) I knew that there were Christians who love Jesus, but I didn't know there were Christians who make love to Jesus.

We've got to make sure everyone knows about these people.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#30
RE: The Most Insane Christians
The most insane Christian is whichever one you happen to be talking to in the moment. They're all one tick away from loony.
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