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The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!

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The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
Minimalist Offline Donators
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The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 5:24 pm
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/201...131518.htm

Quote:Camels are mentioned as pack animals in the biblical stories of Abraham, Joseph, and Jacob. But archaeologists have shown that camels were not domesticated in the Land of Israel until centuries after the Age of the Patriarchs (2000-1500 BCE). In addition to challenging the Bible's historicity, this anachronism is direct proof that the text was compiled well after the events it describes.

Quote:o determine exactly when domesticated camels appeared in the southern Levant, Dr. Sapir-Hen and Dr. Ben-Yosef used radiocarbon dating and other techniques to analyze the findings of these digs as well as several others done in the valley. In all the digs, they found that camel bones were unearthed almost exclusively in archaeological layers dating from the last third of the 10th century BCE or later -- centuries after the patriarchs lived and decades after the Kingdom of David, according to the Bible.

Put another way...the bible ain't worth camel shit.
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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 5:32 pm
So domesticated.

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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 5:39 pm
I thought this was going to be a joke about Jesus riding his ass or something.

Camels huh - hate em personally - they've always got the hump.

More seriously - you know Drich is going to be like a rat up a drainpipe on the "they found that camel bones were unearthed almost exclusively in archaeological layers dating from the last third of the 10th century BCE or later"
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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: February 4, 2014 at 5:48 pm by Alex K.)
From the title I expected some anal related debauchery and instead found anal retentive debunkery. Close enough! Wink
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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 6:00 pm
(February 4, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Put another way...the bible ain't worth camel shit.

LOL!

So, its come to this.... an ass using camels to refute God's word?

You will be glad to know that you are referenced more than 400 times in the bible. And your ancestors were the common domestic beasts of burden while camels were primarily used for "desert runs".

But ....it is easier for a camel to fit through a needle eye than for you to get to heaven! Go figure....Hee Haw!!ROFLOL
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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 6:06 pm
I haven't heard the camel thing before. At least it's not as bad as saying that if you show your livestock stripes objects, they'll have striped young. I don't even know why anyone would think that was possible for a second. All you have to do is look at a herd of cattle and notice they don't usually have much green color to them.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 6:52 pm (This post was last modified: February 4, 2014 at 6:55 pm by Drich.)
This has got to be the dumbest thing you have posted and backed on this message board hands down, bar none period.

There is a huge flaw with your theory. Your theory because you posted it.

Anyone care to guess what it is before I state the blantly obvious?
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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 7:26 pm
This should be good.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 7:31 pm
(February 4, 2014 at 6:52 pm)Drich Wrote: This has got to be the dumbest thing you have posted and backed on this message board hands down, bar none period.

There is a huge flaw with your theory. Your theory because you posted it.

Anyone care to guess what it is before I state the blantly obvious?

No, we're all too eager to watch you trip over your own balls with another 'just-so' story.
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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 4, 2014 at 7:39 pm
(February 4, 2014 at 6:00 pm)ronedee Wrote: LOL!

So, its come to this.... an ass using camels to refute God's word?

Who mentioned "God"? This is about the bible.

Interesting though that you've got nothing left in your arsenal but ad homs. Clearly the article struck a nerve.
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