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The simple truth
The Valkyrie Offline
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#31
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:04 pm
Well, that was a lot of copied and pasted bullshit.

I'll stick with reality, thanks.

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#32
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:06 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 4:51 pm)The Good News Wrote: What causes the five major components of the cardiac conduction system to keep working?

Let me paraphrase what's going to happen here to save everyone time.

TGN: But what makes the components of the heart work?
Everyone else: the autonomic process.
TGN: But what makes the autonomic process work?
Everyone else: The Limbic System of the brain.
TGN: But what makes the limbic system work?
Everyone Else: Jesus?
TGN: Exactly!
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#33
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:06 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 3:03 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: [Image: triple-facepalm-picard-812.jpg]

Seriously. You're quoting the bible at people who don't believe the bible is more than the 5000 year old equivalent of rush limbaugh.

A For effort. F for judgement.

A++ for response.

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#34
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:10 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:06 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(February 11, 2014 at 4:51 pm)The Good News Wrote: What causes the five major components of the cardiac conduction system to keep working?

Let me paraphrase what's going to happen here to save everyone time.

TGN: But what makes the components of the heart work?
Everyone else: the autonomic process.
TGN: But what makes the autonomic process work?
Everyone else: The Limbic System of the brain.
TGN: But what makes the limbic system work?
Everyone Else: Jesus?
TGN: Exactly!

I have to admit I was going to forewarn of this myself.
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#35
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:14 pm
I'm just shocked this guy managed to get that user name. How has that never happened?
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#36
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: February 11, 2014 at 5:22 pm by Alex K.)
(February 11, 2014 at 4:42 pm)The Good News Wrote: Does the wisdom of men keep your heart beating second by second? Tell me, what is it that keeps your heart beating?

Odds are you know someone who has a pacemaker... For them I'd answer - yes indeed.

It's not magic just because the word "heart" is in it you know...
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#37
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:22 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm just shocked this guy managed to get that user name. How has that never happened?

It must have been reserved for me!
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#38
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:23 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm just shocked this guy managed to get that user name. How has that never happened?

Godidit. Durr.
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#39
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:24 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:22 pm)The Good News Wrote:
(February 11, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm just shocked this guy managed to get that user name. How has that never happened?

It must have been reserved for me!

It's a miracle of Thor!
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#40
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:27 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:01 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(February 11, 2014 at 4:51 pm)The Good News Wrote: What causes the five major components of the cardiac conduction system to keep working?

Space wizards.

Gandalf the metallic grey and his friends.
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