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Did Jesus carry sperm?
#11
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
According to the Apocryhpa, certain books that never made it into the final compilation of the bible because they depicted Jesus as more human than divine, he did produce children through Mary Magdalene.
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#12
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
(March 25, 2014 at 10:32 am)Kitanetos Wrote: According to the Apocryhpa, certain books that never made it into the final compilation of the bible because they depicted Jesus as more human than divine, he did produce children through Mary Magdalene.
Probably the thing that did happen if it is the case that "Jesus" was a person who ever existed.
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#13
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
(March 25, 2014 at 8:15 am)No_God Wrote:


Only a god can improve on perfection.
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#14
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
(March 25, 2014 at 10:53 am)Napoléon Wrote: Only a god can improve on perfection.
Okay, genuinely asking, do you have any clue what the thing you just said possibly means? Because I don't, and I've heard it before and WTF?!
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#15
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
That's pretty much the point.
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#16
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
(March 25, 2014 at 10:57 am)Napoléon Wrote: That's pretty much the point.
Okay. Was hoping that it would be the case that this was finally a thing I could possibly understand, but it still is not. Oh well.
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#17
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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
(March 25, 2014 at 10:53 am)Napoléon Wrote:
(March 25, 2014 at 8:15 am)No_God Wrote:


Only a god can improve on perfection.

Oh SNAP!
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#18
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
What is there to get? "Improve on perfection". It's impossible. That's the point. "Only a god can improve on perfection". Both are impossible. The point is kinda self explanatory. (Don't mean to be condescending)
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#19
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
Naw, he's pretty good but I did see him spit after.
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#20
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
(March 25, 2014 at 11:02 am)Napoléon Wrote: What is there to get? "Improve on perfection". It's impossible. That's the point. "Only a god can improve on perfection". Both are impossible. The point is kinda self explanatory. (Don't mean to be condescending)
Okay, that is exactly what I thought. I thought the possibly existed that what I thought MIGHT CONCEIVABLY FOR SOME FUCKING REASON actually not be the case, and that if I believed THAT, it might follow that I would be a religious person.
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