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Did Jesus carry sperm?

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Did Jesus carry sperm?
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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 25, 2014 at 9:58 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2014 at 10:00 pm by Heywood.)
(March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: [Image: mormon_polygamy.jpg]


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#32
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 25, 2014 at 10:08 pm
Looks like Charles Manson.
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#33
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 25, 2014 at 11:20 pm
(March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: [Image: mormon_polygamy.jpg]
You know blonde on the right is thinking about his cock in her mouth.

They probably don't know that he can see right through their clothes.
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#34
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 26, 2014 at 11:26 am
(March 25, 2014 at 11:20 pm)Strongbad Wrote:
(March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: [Image: mormon_polygamy.jpg]
You know blonde on the right is thinking about his cock in her mouth.

They probably don't know that he can see right through their clothes.

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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 26, 2014 at 11:32 am
(March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: [Image: mormon_polygamy.jpg]
You know blonde on the right is thinking about his cock in her mouth.

She looks like DJ Tanner. It's creeping me out.
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#36
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 26, 2014 at 11:39 am
HOLY SHIT! SHE DOES!
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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 26, 2014 at 12:00 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 11:32 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: She looks like DJ Tanner. It's creeping me out.

Not only am I ashamed that I understand this reference, now it's all I can see.
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#38
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 26, 2014 at 12:10 pm
(March 25, 2014 at 9:58 pm)Heywood Wrote:
(March 25, 2014 at 7:51 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: [Image: mormon_polygamy.jpg]


9.0
0 9.3
9.4 8.8(you can't see her face...we might have a tragedy there).

That would be a fairly high proportion of blondes in Ancient Palestine......
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RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 26, 2014 at 1:14 pm
(March 25, 2014 at 7:42 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Can you imagine if Jesus' sperm would have had the chance to get inside a woman? Our Earth could have been populated by little God-people. How fucking sweet would that have been? Homo spiritans, perhaps?

Isn't that the plot of Diablo III?
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#40
Did Jesus carry sperm?
March 26, 2014 at 1:55 pm
Is that in the special twist ending where it's revealed Tyrael became human to knock up Leah?
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