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Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
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 RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 3:48 pm
(This post was last modified: April 28, 2014 at 3:49 pm by jesus_wept.)
(April 28, 2014 at 3:37 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: It's ok, he's probably just rounding up the seal, elephants and clowns for the next argument thread, and setting up the tent. You may laugh but batman riding an elephant is an irrefutable proof of god. ![[Image: batman.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_xWkd0WxD_x8%2FS9Pw4r97jNI%2FAAAAAAAACPM%2F-yZLbrqh40U%2Fs1600%2Fbatman.jpg) I suspect he's saving this for number seven though. 
Not just Batman... the Batman. The definite article.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 
Honestly, if Rev's next argument is revealing that he's Batman, I will not be surprised.
He might actually be able to prove that...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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April 28, 2014 at 5:22 pm
(This post was last modified: April 28, 2014 at 5:23 pm by jesus_wept.)
Rev can't be batman because batman is Jesus. Just think about it for a minute, has anyone ever actually seen them both together?
![[Image: batman-jesus.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-zTXAGTsynjM%2FTWX0EjzSEYI%2FAAAAAAAAAx0%2FcEqsakNGM58%2Fs1600%2Fbatman-jesus.jpg)
Damn - you're right!
Plus they both hung around in caves and had a big red teleph - oh wait...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
He'll never claim to be the Batman. In his cartoonish version of what evolution is, that would be tantamount to admitting that there are transitional species.
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