Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: July 6, 2024, 11:24 am
Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
Argument #1: Transitional Fossils

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
jesus_wept Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: cheesemaker
Posts: 596
Threads: 3
Joined: January 21, 2013
Reputation: 7
#681
RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 3:48 pm (This post was last modified: April 28, 2014 at 3:49 pm by jesus_wept.)
(April 28, 2014 at 3:37 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: It's ok, he's probably just rounding up the seal, elephants and clowns for the next argument thread, and setting up the tent.

You may laugh but batman riding an elephant is an irrefutable proof of god.

[Image: batman.jpg]

I suspect he's saving this for number seven though.
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 156
#682
RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 3:49 pm
Not just Batman... the Batman. The definite article.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
pocaracas Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: Non-believer
Posts: 19592
Threads: 177
Joined: July 31, 2012
Reputation: 92
#683
RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 4:33 pm
(April 28, 2014 at 3:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Not just Batman... the Batman. The definite article.
No!
Adam West's true identity is Batman?!
: mind blown:
Find
Reply
Rampant.A.I. Offline
The sky looks pissed
***
Religious Views: Agnostic
Posts: 1946
Threads: 17
Joined: February 6, 2014
Reputation: 18
#684
Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 4:58 pm
Honestly, if Rev's next argument is revealing that he's Batman, I will not be surprised.
Find
Reply
SteelCurtain Offline
Milk Chocolate Bimbo/Swag Master
*****
Religious Views: Atheist (6)
Posts: 15351
Threads: 118
Joined: January 13, 2014
Reputation: 117
#685
RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 5:00 pm
He might actually be able to prove that...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
Find
Reply
Crossless2.0 Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 7568
Threads: 20
Joined: July 26, 2013
Reputation: 54
#686
RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 5:09 pm
(April 28, 2014 at 4:58 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: Honestly, if Rev's next argument is revealing that he's Batman, I will not be surprised.

If he did, it would be the first post he's made that would impress me.
Find
Reply
jesus_wept Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: cheesemaker
Posts: 596
Threads: 3
Joined: January 21, 2013
Reputation: 7
#687
RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 5:22 pm (This post was last modified: April 28, 2014 at 5:23 pm by jesus_wept.)
Rev can't be batman because batman is Jesus. Just think about it for a minute, has anyone ever actually seen them both together?

[Image: batman-jesus.jpg]
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 156
#688
RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Damn - you're right!

Plus they both hung around in caves and had a big red teleph - oh wait...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
Crossless2.0 Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 7568
Threads: 20
Joined: July 26, 2013
Reputation: 54
#689
RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 5:37 pm
He'll never claim to be the Batman. In his cartoonish version of what evolution is, that would be tantamount to admitting that there are transitional species.
Find
Reply
Anomalocaris Offline
Stem arthropod
*****
Religious Views: None
Posts: 19788
Threads: 57
Joined: September 24, 2010
Reputation: 85
#690
RE: Argument #1: Transitional Fossils
April 28, 2014 at 5:40 pm
(April 28, 2014 at 4:58 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: Honestly, if Rev's next argument is revealing that he's Batman, I will not be surprised.

Only in the sense of being batshit insane.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
Argument #1: Transitional Fossils



Users browsing this thread: 17 Guest(s)