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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
#71
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 10:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 10:27 am)Stimbo Wrote: “Religion“ is the set of fanfic, merchandising and fancy costume conventions attended by the “followers“ who are the set of people who invent the first set. Without either one, the other could not exist.

Hiya Stimbo,
How ya doing?

What's up with all the troll love Stimbo? Why do I get the feeling you pissed off god and he sent a plague of trolls to pick on you?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#72
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
If god's bringing his army, I'm bringing the Minutemen.

00000000, turn the keys, push the Big Red Button.

We'll see who blinks first.
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#73
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 10:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote: The ark is a picture of Christ. I wish, if I could, grab you'll by the wrist and drag you into the ark and save you from the coming destruction, but I can't. All I can do is plead you enter before the door closes.

So a picture will do now?

Sorry, science offers data. Which is better.
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#74
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev7774 Horsemen

Said every generation of Christians for the last 2.000 years.

(June 11, 2014 at 11:10 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:08 pm)OhWord Wrote: Those people sounded like they were having a great time.
God is kind of a prick isn't he?

There was a great evil in the world back then just like there is today. Read newspaper.

Newspapers provide data points, not data. The past century has been the most peaceful one, in terms of percentage of people killed by violence. As horrible as the conflicts of our lifetime have been, the trend over the centuries has been ever-so-slightly towards peace.

"Statistics reveal dramatic reductions in war deaths, family violence, racism, rape, murder and all sorts of mayhem."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/22...26723.html

(June 11, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: when did you read it?

Chiming in for background. I read it twice in the seventies, the KJV, then The Living Bible. I don't know how many times I've read Genesis and the NT.

Reading the Bible didn't make me an atheist (that took about 15 more years), but it cured me of being a Christian.

(June 12, 2014 at 7:17 am)professor Wrote: Boru, you got that a little askew.
He said He would never again destroy the earth with WATER.

That's exactly what he posted.

(June 12, 2014 at 8:12 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Let me see...Steve Hawkins or God...hmmmm....God

Rev, the Bible being the word of God is just your opinion. Let me see...Rev or Steve Hawkings...hmmm....Steve.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#75
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 10:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Hiya Stimbo,
How ya doing?

Hi there Rev! I'm not so bad, been better though. I think ”middling” describes it best. At the moment I'm battling with the undead hellfire remnants of a lamb vindaloo I ordered online for my tea yesterday. Other than that, I'm just kicking back and enjoying the cabaret.

(June 12, 2014 at 11:19 am)Losty Wrote: What's up with all the troll love Stimbo? Why do I get the feeling you pissed off god and he sent a plague of trolls to pick on you?

Must be because I'm such a nice chap. Wish I could get it to work on the grrrls though. Maybe I'm the Messiah or something. I could make a fortune if I play this right.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#76
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
It works on the girls too Wink
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#77
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Only at the Second Coming.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#78
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime.

Paul thought the second coming was going to happen during his lifetime, nearly 2,000 years ago. There have continually been people for that whole 2,000 years that believed it would happen in their life time, and they've all been wrong (well, technically the people who are still alive aren't wrong yet).

I'm not too worried about it.
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#79
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 11:19 am)Losty Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 10:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Hiya Stimbo,
How ya doing?

What's up with all the troll love Stimbo? Why do I get the feeling you pissed off god and he sent a plague of trolls to pick on you?

I'm no troll. Stimbo may be deceived but he is still cool, not to say you are not, though your avatar needs upgrading, you're cool too. Cool Shades
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#80
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 12:12 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 11:19 am)Losty Wrote: What's up with all the troll love Stimbo? Why do I get the feeling you pissed off god and he sent a plague of trolls to pick on you?

I'm no troll. Stimbo may be deceived but he is still cool, not to say you are not, though your avatar needs upgrading, you're cool too. Cool Shades

I used to have an avatar with a half dressed girl that said spank me I've been naughty, but I thought the scarlet letter suited me better. I don't feel any shame in wearing it. If you have a suggestion for a better avatar, I will take it into consideration.

I must agree that Stimbo is a seriously cool guy, though I figure I have a crush on him for different reasons than you do.

I still think you're a troll but I like you better than the super obvious ones.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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