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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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#371
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 6, 2014 at 10:00 pm
Don't talk about the staff dungeon?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 6, 2014 at 10:00 pm
(July 6, 2014 at 9:51 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(July 6, 2014 at 6:47 pm)Losty Wrote: Incorrect. He is indeed a God. I have seen this truth in his word and I was also enlightened to the true awe of his holy power during my time of being chained up in the staff dungeon.

Now now, what is the first rule about the staff dungeon?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 6, 2014 at 10:58 pm (This post was last modified: July 6, 2014 at 11:00 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL...Thank you, thank you....... I'd forgotten where to find this little gem and it's exact wording.

Quote:1Co 1:20 Where is the one who is wise? Where is the scribe? Where is the debater of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world?
Hasn't he though....lol, just hasn't he? Imagine a room full of adults in shitty undersized metal chairs solemnly shaking their heads in agreement on this one. Can I get an amen!.....fucking priceless.
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#374
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 7, 2014 at 12:04 am
(July 6, 2014 at 6:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I will reply to your question with this passage...

Heb 1:1 Long ago, at many times and in many ways, God spoke to our fathers by the prophets,
Heb 1:2 but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed the heir of all things, through whom also he created the world.
Heb 1:3 He is the radiance of the glory of God and the exact imprint of his nature, and he upholds the universe by the word of his power. After making purification for sins, he sat down at the right hand of the Majesty on high,

Yes, but is that true? How will you demonstrate that?

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I know you don't like when I go to the Bible for answers but it has the answers to your questions..

1Co 1:18 For the word of the cross is folly to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
1Co 1:19 For it is written, "I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and the discernment of the discerning I will thwart."
1Co 1:20 Where is the one who is wise? Where is the scribe? Where is the debater of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world?
1Co 1:21 For since, in the wisdom of God, the world did not know God through wisdom, it pleased God through the folly of what we preach to save those who believe.
1Co 1:22 For Jews demand signs and Greeks seek wisdom,
1Co 1:23 but we preach Christ crucified, a stumbling block to Jews and folly to Gentiles,

Yes, but is that true? How will you demonstrate that?

I think I'll ask those questions every time a theist decides that just quoting a holy book counts as an answer to a question. Maybe in attempting to answer them the theist will actually get the message, which is that their holy quotes aren't an answer at all, to those that don't automatically credit them as reflective of reality.

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 8, 2014 at 4:22 pm
(July 4, 2014 at 8:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I can't offer anything.
We've noticed.
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#376
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 9, 2014 at 11:15 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 10, 2014 at 7:39 am
(July 9, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shock

Whoah rev did you just dig up a respressed memory of when your paster touched you?

Hi guys sorry i haven't been on i am at a place that barely gets wifi
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 10, 2014 at 11:53 am
(July 10, 2014 at 7:39 am)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: Hi guys sorry i haven't been on i am at a place that barely gets wifi

Oh noes! Then you've gone to the .. bad place?
*goes off wondering if getting on that ark isn't such a bad idea*



















¡PSCYH, reverino!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 11, 2014 at 8:54 am (This post was last modified: July 11, 2014 at 8:57 am by Revelation777.)
(July 10, 2014 at 7:39 am)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote:
(July 9, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shock

Whoah rev did you just dig up a respressed memory of when your paster touched you?

Hi guys sorry i haven't been on i am at a place that barely gets wifi

I have never been violated in that way. Please don't stereotype.
(July 4, 2014 at 8:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: He'd do better to repent to me, CD's avenging angel.

Enough Stimbo,
Get in the ark already. Repent and be a great testimony to the people on this forum.
(July 10, 2014 at 11:53 am)whateverist Wrote:
(July 10, 2014 at 7:39 am)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: Hi guys sorry i haven't been on i am at a place that barely gets wifi

Oh noes! Then you've gone to the .. bad place?
*goes off wondering if getting on that ark isn't such a bad idea*




What about you Whateverist? Are you entering into the Ark?














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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 11, 2014 at 9:18 am
Hi Rev!

My Lord sends His Greetings!

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