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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 20, 2014 at 4:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Spirit of a poet, mind of a randy tomcat. That's me!

There's 72 fresh virgins waiting for you if you're interested!
You'll enjoy it, you just need to "blow" your load once more!

Big Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 20, 2014 at 9:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That resounding clang was the sound of a penny dropping.
Tongue
Yes indeed.

The really sad thing is this is the type of joke I usually make. Big Grin
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 20, 2014 at 9:31 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(July 20, 2014 at 9:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That resounding clang was the sound of a penny dropping.
Tongue
Yes indeed.

The really sad thing is this is the type of joke I usually make. Big Grin

Do You also keep a count of the money you saved not giving to religion too?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
A assume you're talking about the image in my signature.

No, I don't keep track of the money I don't give the church. I never gave 'em much anyway. I did, however, give the tobacco companies enough to cover at least a pack a day for over 31 years. A reminder of how much I've saved not buying their products is kinda nice after that.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Damn I miss revelation, he made some really funny threads
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 21, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Blackout Wrote: Damn I miss revelation, he made some really funny threads

The only way I'd potentially miss him is with a bus . . .

Tiger

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 21, 2014 at 9:51 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(July 21, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Blackout Wrote: Damn I miss revelation, he made some really funny threads

The only way I'd potentially miss him is with a bus . . .

Tiger

No I'm serious, I miss his 'It's not to late to convert to the Lord' threads, it made me feel pity for trying so much in vain.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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He'll be back.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 21, 2014 at 11:05 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: He'll be back.

Like a bad Arnie movie . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Now you've done it... someone's going to post that MAD TV Terminator spoof.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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