I may have developed a way to do this! (Time to troll the troll!)

1) All atheists immediately convert to Pastafarianism to troll people.
2) Write a book that uses implements the laws of science and is scientifically accurate and changes to new discoveries.
3) Call it the Holy Meatball!
4) Shove it into creationists faces saying it's the absolute truth because a book says so.
5) It's absolute truth because a Flying Invisible Rainbow Unicorn said so.

P.S. I posted something similar on one of Thunderf00t's videos. I was just wondering what you guys thought of this.

Or you could just use logic, that's usually enough to get them pissed off and confused.

You see, there's this book which details everything about your afterlife.

Quote: Chapters 1–16 The deceased enters the tomb, descends to the underworld, and the body regains its powers of movement and speech.
Chapters 17–63 Explanation of the mythic origin of the gods and places, the deceased are made to live again so that they may arise, reborn, with the morning sun.
Chapters 64–129 The deceased travels across the sky in the sun ark as one of the blessed dead. In the evening, the deceased travels to the underworld to appear before Osiris.
Chapters 130–189 Having been vindicated, the deceased assumes power in the universe as one of the gods. This section also includes assorted chapters on protective amulets, provision of food, and important places.[25]

After dead, you become a god... how so much better than that BS yahweh deal.

Meh, there's better things to do, imo.

Ask them for testable evidence of their claims. That, too, generally annoys them.

The #1 easiest way to piss off a creationist: Don't be a creationist.

(August 14, 2014 at 11:38 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Ask them for testable evidence of their claims. That, too, generally annoys them.

But the bible is testable.

(August 14, 2014 at 10:41 am)OfficerVajardian Wrote: I was just wondering what you guys thought of this.

Fairly idiotic. You're welcome.

Boru

Incest is a sin

We all come from incest

Therefore, everybody is committing incest

I think this will piss them off. They always bitch about brothers who bang sisters and daddies who bang daughters.

The best way to piss of Creationists is to be happy apart from sharing their delusion. It boggles their narrow minds.