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Understanding the British.

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Understanding the British.
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#41
RE: Understanding the British.
June 26, 2010 at 12:23 am
That would be purty danged fer

I need the heat and high humidity. It's what makes me my money.
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#42
RE: Understanding the British.
June 26, 2010 at 8:12 am
He bottles sweat and sells it on EBay.

I always thought that if people were stupid enough to buy bottled water, why not get ahead of the curve and start selling bottled air? Imagine, you can have your own bottle of fresh, clean, refreshing Canadian air. No smog, unless we bottled it in Windsor or Toronto. There may be a goose in the bottle, that is something we have no control over. Bottled goose. I bought all the goose. Jews?

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#43
RE: Understanding the British.
June 28, 2010 at 4:48 am
Quote:Imagine, you can have your own bottle of fresh, clean, refreshing Canadian air.

Aussies have been selling cans of air for decades. We sell them to American and Japanese tourists,along with kangaroo feathers. I kid you not.
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#44
RE: Understanding the British.
June 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
I gennim mine un 'e guz un gizzim izzun! (I gave him mine, and he goes and gives him his one)
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#45
RE: Understanding the British.
June 28, 2010 at 5:38 pm
http://www.oxygeninacan.com/?gclid=CO_F9...awodllvB3A
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#46
RE: Understanding the British.
June 28, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Wedun needs yur newfangled oxeegin.
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#47
RE: Understanding the British.
June 30, 2010 at 12:42 am
Dotard that's funny and scary at the same time.... I actually understood what you just typed out.......LOLOL

FUCK!! I've been in the South too long.....Tongue
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#48
RE: Understanding the British.
June 30, 2010 at 1:59 am
(June 28, 2010 at 5:38 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: http://www.oxygeninacan.com/?gclid=CO_F9...awodllvB3A

Reminds me of the film Spaceballs.... Perri-air.
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