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RE: Damned Catholics
December 19, 2014 at 11:37 am
At least the next time you go in one you'll be planting explosives.
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RE: Damned Catholics
December 19, 2014 at 11:41 am
Yeah, they are nice looking buildings. Such a shame. *wrings hands*
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RE: Damned Catholics
December 19, 2014 at 11:55 am
(December 19, 2014 at 11:18 am)MissR Wrote: (December 19, 2014 at 10:57 am)abaris Wrote: I was raised a catholic too. But as a meh one. More because of tradition. I only saw a church's interior at easter and christmas.
I had to go to Catholic school as a child. It was a scary place. Nuns carrying around thick paddles while we had lunch. I recall vomiting in my lap often.
That has to be rough. I wouldn't want to be Catholic as a kid but, as an adult, if I was forced somehow to be a Christian, I'd be Catholic. You can do anything you want as long as you tell someone and the girls are hot. Well, I'm a married man now so the latter is irrelevant but still, I have much fonder memories of Catholic girls than Protestant girls. The Catholics I know are more liberal or progressive politically. It's the Protestants that are the most fucked up.
@Billy Joel: I have no idea what you're singing about. I never dated a Catholic girl that was sexually repressed.
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RE: Damned Catholics
December 19, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Wasn't thst guy in Dad's Army?
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RE: Damned Catholics
December 21, 2014 at 12:39 am
Obviously not your balls, Missy. Just any pair of balls will do.