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Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
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Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 4:46 pm
After reading a thread started by Drich, I realized that I have no idea who is a real/true Christians. You all my think that you are the real deal but be wrong. So, please tell me the requirements for being a Christian.
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RE: Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 4:53 pm
At a minimum is an IQ below 60.
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RE: Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 4:56 pm
Sorry, was a Lutheran. Guess I'd be hellbound even if still attending.
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RE: Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 4:56 pm
They can heal by just a laying on of the hands.

They can handle serpents and drink deadly things and not die.

They hate their parents with a Godly hate.

They hate figs.

They can't be divorced and remarried.

I think they are supposed to shut up their women folk for like 2 weeks at least when they are filthy with the menstruation discharge too.


Icky gross !!!!
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RE: Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 5:03 pm
Real Christians speak in unintelligible tongues and thrash about in the floor. Any others are posers.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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RE: Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 5:11 pm
I don't think they pray in public either
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RE: Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 5:13 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 5:03 pm)Strider Wrote: Real Christians speak in unintelligible tongues and thrash about in the floor. Any others are posers.

Ooo what if the snake handlers are actually right??Thinking
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RE: Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 5:15 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 5:13 pm)Spooky Wrote: Ooo what if the snake handlers are actually right??Thinking
What if? Pfft! They're TOTALLY right. Faith in the lawd will protect them from the serpent's sting! Can I get an amen?!
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RE: Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 5:18 pm
AMEN and Praise Jebus !!!

The snake and poison shit is in the Bible. And I've seen video of Hindu's getting chewed up by cobras and surviving. It's time for the christers to stick their arms out for a bite !!!!!
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RE: Christians. Prove That You Are Real/True Christians
January 12, 2015 at 5:25 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 5:26 pm by Dystopia.)
(January 12, 2015 at 4:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: At a minimum is an IQ below 60.

Hey don't compare mentally handicapped people with religion. Cats have an IQ of 20 and are way better
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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